Ways to freak people out with LotR

When doing improv for play tryouts, immediately go into a scene from the movie(I.E."I ain't droppin' no eaves, sir, honest!...I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world. Please don't hurt me, sir, don't turn me into anything *gulp* unnatural.")

When people ask what’s written on your ring tell them in black speech (Ash nak...) (This one really doesn't sound funny until you actually do it.)

Make a model of Mt. doom with mashed potatoes and lots of ketchup.

Get a friend, grab a transcript, and read through the entire movie in a public place. Make sure that your Gandalf-in-Moria voice is really loud, and light something on fire for the balrog.

Whenever your parents leave the house, cry, "You need someone of intelligence on this sort of . . . mission . . . quest . . . thing!" Then jump in the car. About half way there, ask, "Where we goin'?"

Next time you get in trouble with your parents, haughtily reply to them, "Gondor has no parents. Gondor needs no parents."

Next time you are late for something, and someone yells at you, say, "I am never late. Nor am I early. I arrive precisely when I mean to."

Jump on people's backs and yell, "Noro lim, Asfaloth, noro lim!"

When training your basket ball team and as the coach in the upbringing of thier spirits for the goal contantly yell "over the Bridge...!! fly!! ...Fly you fools!!"

When someone has to urgently visit the bathroom step in front of them and bellow loudly much like Gandalf did before falling "You shall not Pass!!.

As soon as your school bell rings yell loudly for everyone present round you to hear "It's the Horn of Gondor!!" then run to class madly like your life depends on it.

When a pigeon poops on your shoulder and your standing next to someone embarrassed yell "It's Saruman!!"

Always go out with a bow and a bunch of arrows pose with your arrows drawn like Legolas in packed public places.

When you ever get caught sneaking out of the house with your friend by your parents yell loudly "Make for the gap of the Rohan"