Hi. My name is Cíara MacRory. I am the Satellite House President and a second year science student. Right now I can't decide between Chemistry or Biochemistry. Right now, I'm leaning toward chemistry. I am originally from Timmins, Ontario, home of Shania Twain, but my family moved to Bathurst, New Brunswick three years ago, which is one of the reasons I came to Mt. A.

One of the best times I had being house President was during the first week of school, otherwise known as frosh week (My clothes still smell).

Satellite/Bermuda Initiators
The Satellite/Bermuda initiators. We are the ones that had the pleasure of initiating the frosh in September. Pretty gross aren't we? If you think we are bad, you should have seen the frosh. That's me in the middle (the shortest one there).

Here are some rather useless facts about me:
1. Besides being house president, I'm also a volunteer with a program for disabled children in Amherst, Nova Scotia, and am a Brownie leader with the local Brownie Troop.
2. My nicknames include: Muffin (my Mom), Casper (Paige), Smiley Owl (the Brownies), and Cicera (the Mount Allison yearbook - it's so ridiculous that I had to put it in)
3. My room has its own sink, so if it weren't for that house rule about peeing in the sink I would never have to leave my room at night. (Just kidding!)
4. When I'm around Becky and Janice I feel very hormonally deficient.
5. I still get carded sometimes to rent rated R movies even though I am 20, but have yet to get carded at the liquor store (does this make any sense to you?).
6. I am NOT a fan of Shania Twain.
7. I let Paige beat me up (really).
8. I have finally found someone shorter than me to hang out with - Janice.
9. I worked in Ireland this past summer, where I spent one entire night with a guy that ignored all the other girls and referred to me as the "Sexy Canadian" all night. (May have been just because of my accent but I'm not going to dwell on that and will continue to insist that he would have said the same if I hadn't had an accent)
10. I have had two fish named Lance and Xena but Xena recently died. I had named her Xena because she used to attack Lance all the time.
11. After only three months, I managed to kill two of my Mom's plants. A green thumb is one thing I definitely didn't inherit from her.
12. My hair colour changes with whomever you happen to be talking to.
13. According to Paige my boobs are too large for my body. It takes one to know one.
14. I have recently decided to give up my childhood religion and devote my life to serving all of Paige's needs. So far I am a dreadful failure.
15. Differential equations SUCK ASS.
16. Jamie is EXTREMELY (underline that if possible) sexually deprived. Any offers should be passed through me, as I am his PIMP DADDY.
17. I am looking for a man who will show up naked with a six pack. If interested please e-mail me at crmcry@mta.ca. This will also get you to my porn site were I am QUEEN OF THE SLONG!
18. My favorite pass time is drinking alone in my room and pissing in my fish tank (because they will not let me do it in the sink).
19. I am a tequila freek, I'll bet anyone that I can drink you under the table and if I lose you can do what you wish with me.
20. Last but not least, Paige is the most beautiful, amazingly, wonderful person who I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. She completes me.
21. Paige is bigger than me so I let her mess with my page. Please ignore 14 through to 20.


Pictures of ME!!
(and the other people who got in them with me)

Me, Andrew and Janice
This is one of my favorite pictures. It's me (in the red sweater) with two of my best friends, Janice and Andrew (I think you can tell who is who) at Bermuda's House Crawl last year.

There are more on the way. I just need to be assigned another assignment so that I can avoid doing it by scanning more pictures. 1