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You were there? Please... if every vampire who said he was at the crucifixtion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move. So who do you kill for fun around here? -School Hard Someone wasn't worthy. -Becoming I Spike: I want to save the world. Buffy: Okay, you do remember you're a vampire, right? Spike: We like to talk big, vampires do. I'm going to destroy the world, it's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is I like this world. You've got dog racing, Manchester United, and you got people. Billions of people walking around like happy meals with legs. -Becoming II You'll be in love until it kills you both, you'll fight you'll shag and you'll hate each other until you quiver but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains children it's blood screaming inside you to work it's will. -Lover's Walk What's this? Sittin' around watchin' the telly when there's evil still afoot? It's not very industrious of you. I say, we go out there, and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One, after all. Come on, vampires! Rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them! For justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on! -Doomed How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing? No need, little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire. But love, and a pesky curse, defanged me. And now, I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No! Not the hair! Never the hair. But there must be some way I can show my appreciation. No, helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough. I understand. I have a nephew who's gay. Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly! To the Angel-mobile! Away! -In The Dark FOOL FOR LOVE Wings. Spicy Buffalo Wings. Order me up a plate. *I'm* feeling peckish. Don't be so glum Mate. The way you tell it one slayer snuffs and another one rises. The way I figure it another chosen one's gettin' all chosen as we speak. Give it me good Buffy. Do it. Lesson the first. A slayer must always reach for her weapon. (vamps) I've already got mine. Spike: Lesson the second: ask the right questions. Question isn't why'd I win. Question is why'd they lose? Buffy: What's the difference? Spike: There's a big difference, Luv. Spike: First one was all business, but the second, she had a touch of your style. She was cunning. Rescourceful. Oh and did I mention, I coulda danced all night with that one. Buffy: Do you think we're dancing? Spike: That's all we've ever done. The thing about the dance is: you never get to stop. Every day you wake up with the same bloody question: is today the day I die? Death is on your heals Baby and sooner or later, it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it, not only to stop the fear of uncertainly, but because you're just a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know what's it like. Where does it lead you? And now you see *that's* the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish, even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is cause you got ties to the world: your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies, they all tie you here, but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it and the second, the *second* that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in and have myself a real good day. Here endith the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did.
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