Coal
Santa looked at his list,
Even checked it twice.
And he found out,
That you haven’t been nice!
It made the big guy, very miffed,
Looks like coal’s your only gift! 


Infant's Note to Santa
Dear Santa,
I know I'm too young to speak,
But you know that I'm fast asleep.
So down my chimney you can creep.
And while your here, take a peek.
or
'So down my chimney you can creep.'

Put child's name here and picture of sleeping baby 


Santa's Elves
All dressed in their red and green
Santa's elves, a sight to be seen

Their workshop is busy through the night
Christmas is coming, everything must be right

Scurry from here, and rush to there
Wherever you look, there are elves everywhere

Toys to be made, wrapped and packed
Addresses to check, toys go to the sacks

Santa's sleigh to wash, polish and shine
So much to do, so little time

As December draws nigh, the pace quickens
At last, Christmas Eve, harness up Blitzen

The reindeers are ready and Santa's sleigh!
Up into the sky, Santa is away



Ziggy Meister
So you thought you saw me-
I wasn't standing there-
I'm far more clever than you think
To hide behind a chair.

My name is Ziggy Meister
I'm one of Santa's men
And if you think I'm having fun
You better think again

I find it hard to concentrate
With all the noise you make
So if you know what's good for you
You'll be good for goodness sake 

My job is pretty easy
I simply hang around
And every single move you make
I have to jot it down

Good or bad I hand it all
To Santa for review
And when he's done he checks it off
And says,"Your job is through."

Santa looks for children 
Who are filled with joy and glee
Ones who don't just stand around
Screaming,"ME, ME, ME."

Everything was going well
until the other day
When Mommy tried to talk to you
You screamed out,"GO AWAY"

Then there was the time 
you pulled poor puppy's tail
He wasn't hurting anyone
Yet you made him wail

Remember that mess you made
Where Daddy sets his key
And when Daddy asked you,"Who?"
You said,"It wasn't me"

Your sister / brother needed help
You laughed and turned away
And when she / he asked you for the game
You said,"You don't know how to play"

This isn't my first time here
I think that you should know
When I was first assigned to you
It was not long ago

There was a time when manners
Played an important part
In everything you said or did
You did it with your heart

This is the only warning
I am allowed to send
And if you value what I say
This attitude will end

So IF you want the toys
And all those nifty things
You'll throw away the horns
And put back on the wings




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