Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman. Batman and Robin too
Don’t wanna cause a fracas, but BA Baracas, have I got a match for you.
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies.
She’s got more bottle than United Dairies.
Hang about - Look out! For Supergran.

You can take your heroes, your Robert De Niros. Your Al Pacinos too.
They say Stallone is just another phoney. He couldn’t lace his shoes.
After her they’re all big girls blouses she’s got more front than a row of houses

Hang about - Look out! For Supergran

She’s a serious granny (Supergran!) A serious granny (Supergran!)
She’ll do things that you never saw your granny do
Scunner Campbell: Is there nothing that she cannae do?