Profile -
Age - 120
Postision -Defence / Midfield / Attack / goalkeeper
Fav Club - The Mighty Hammers
Sexuality - Only the one hole for him..
Comments - One of the very few hard tackling players, likes to use the old style football with laces but stil can hit a birds nest from 100 yards with no problem. Losing his hair very quickly but this is due to defending with butler by his side.