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Favorite Carter/Noah Wyle quotes.  Please email Mary with any good ones we don't have!

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Carter:  "When you do everything, sometimes even more then you thought you could, you've got to walk away knowing that you fought the good fight.  You fought the good fight, Lucy.  Tomorrow you'll fight another one."

Carter:  "I lied to Lucy's mother today -- I told her it
wasn't painful to get an 8 inch knife stabbed in your guts!"

Carter:  "Well, maybe not quite so ducky..."

Noah:  "I truly believe that everyone needs a George Clooney in their life."

Carter:  "You really don't want to do this.  The sprinkler systems will go off and you'll be a really ugly blob with no facial hair and a really bad sunburn."
Suicidal Patient:  "You don't have a sprinkler system!"
Carter:  "Yeah we -- (lookes around, turns to Lydia and says) We don't have a sprinkler system?!?"

Carter:  "There is a god!"

Carol:  "What'd he say?"
Carter:  "Kibble, kibble, kibble.  It was oddly touching.  It was, Carol!"

Kerry:  "Carter!  I'm not your mother!  Get up!"
Carter:  "Why does she have to do that?"

Lucy:  "Can you tell me your name?  Do you know you're name?"
Carter:  "I know my name, Lucy"

Lucy:  "Was the music too loud?"
Carter:  "No, the furniture was too on fire."

Lucy:  "Dr. Carter?"
Jerry:  "Please don't call him Dr. Carter.  We'll never be able to live with him."
Lucy:  "What should I call him?"
Jerry:  "He's just...Carter."
Carter:  "Dr. Carter will be just fine."

Carter:  "I'm going to be back at work in a coupla weeks, get rid of this bag, maybe take up skydiving."
Deb:  "Hmm.  You do that!"

Carter:  "We're going to have to cut it off."
Patient's parents:  "WHAT?!"
Carter:  "The zipper.  I meant the zipper!"

Carter:  "You're right on schedule."
Peter:  "All right, Carter, give it to me."
Carter:  "First, it was probably coffee in the cafeteria, then dinner in a well-lit restaurant -- nothing too obvious -- followed by a sporting event.  Now, its the jazz club.  We all know what happened's after the
jazz club!"
Peter:  "Just what happened to the filter between your brain and your mouth?"
Carter:  "I think you took it out in the OR last week!"

Carter:  "Grab that penis and show it who's boss!"

Lucy:  "How do you swallow an entire carrot?"
Carter:  "Didn't swallow."
Lucy:  "Ohh...I get it."
Carter:  "Swallowed a carrot!  Lucy, that is a classic!"

Kerry:  "You've got something on your neck."
Lydia:  "It looks like something bit you."
Carter:  (whispers) "You
bit me!"
Lucy:  "Whoops.  Ohh, I guess I must've gotten carried away!"

Carter:  (smiles) "No.  Not my girlfriend."
Lucy:  "John, come here.  (beckons him over to the phone) Come here."
Carter:  "What?"
Lucy:  "Come here."
Restaurant Guy:  (looks at Carter) "Whatever you say, pal."

Carter:  "Lucy's like... Lucy's like a... little sister or somthing to me."
Chuney:  "You'd do
that with your little sister?"
Carter:  "NOTHING HAPPENED!"

Carter:  "Lucy's dead, isn't she?"

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