Ranma 1/2: The Magical Mystery Hibiki Tour
by Jaelle and Orla
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This
story occurs four years after Ranma 1/2 volume 38.
***
Part
17
***
The
Morning After:
Ukyou
blinked and slowly opened her eyes. Sunlight was
filtering through the curtains, some of it reaching to
touch Ukyou's face. Yawning, she peered at the bedside
clock.
"Hmmm...
only 8am, but still, time to rise!" She stretched
and her hand hit a shoulder that was not hers. "Wha... ?"
For a moment Ukyou's sleep-fogged mind was confused, then
a smile spread over her face as she remembered.
"Ryoga-chan!"
she laughed and rolled over to face him.
He
was asleep, breathing softly and deeply. She smiled
sweetly and brushed a lock of hair out of his eyes.
"Ryoga-chan, it's morning, wake up."
He
continued to sleep.
Ukyou
stroked his cheek. "A heavy sleeper, ne?" She teased
and kissed his forehead.
No
response.
She
kissed his nose.
Still
no response.
She
kissed his lips.
He
remained comatose.
Ukyou
sat up, a slight frown on her face. "Oh come on! Wake
up!"
She
shook him, poked him and eventually whacked him on
the head with a pillow. Ryoga continued to sleep soundly.
Ukyou was feeling aggrieved.
"Ryoga-kun!"
she yelled in his ear. He rolled away from her
and continued to sleep.
Ukyou
fumed, she grabbed the nearest heavy object avaliable
to her - the alarm clock.
CRASH!
The
alarm clock smashed into bits around Ryoga's head
without disturbing him in the slightest.
"BAKA!!"
yelled Ukyou, she booted him out of the bed. Ryoga
landed on the sheepskin rug with a thump and a slight mutter,
but didn't wake. Growling, Ukyou scrambled out of bed, pulled
on her yukata, grabbed her spatula and nudged him with the
edge. "If you don't wake up I'm going to hit you awake with
this!" she threatened.
Ryoga
slept on.
Ukyou
brought her spatula down on his head. "Get UP!!!"
*rap-rap*
Ukyou
whirled in surprise at the gentle knock on the door.
She put down the spatula and went to the door. She called
through it quietly. "Er... yes?"
Nabiki's
voice filtered through, she sounded highly amused.
"Ukyou-chan, while I appreciate that you want to make some
noise, could you try to keep it down? Some of us are trying
to sleep in."
Ukyou
blushed. "I-it's not what you think... I... we... that
is, Ryoga... "
"I
don't need to know the details." said Nabiki. "Just enjoy
yourselves, quietly."
Ukyou
leaned against the door, listening to Nabiki's
footsteps fade, and thought murderous thoughts about her and
Ryoga. Then a loud yawn drew her attention to the formally
comatose Hibiki.
Ryoga
was on his feet and was sleepily belting his yukata.
Ukyou
swallowed. "Ryoga.. ?"
Totally
ignoring her, Ryoga stumbled into the bathroom, his
eyes blank.
Ukyou
gave up, she got back on the bed and lay on her front
facing the bathroom door. Ryoga finished in there and stumbled
out, still in a zombie-like state.
*He's
still asleep!* Ukyou blinked in astonishment.
Ryoga
fumbled with the small kettle provided by the hotel,
he switched it on and then began to put several spoonfuls of
coffee in the little coffee pot, then he poured in the hot
water and waited.
Ukyou
continued to watch him, her expression neutral. However,
her eyebrows shot up when Ryoga took the lid off the coffee
pot after filtering and sculled down the entire contents.
"Ahhhh...
" Ryoga's eyes opened fully as his brain surged
into full awareness. It was morning, he was in Hong Kong,
in a very expensive hotel and this... this was not his room.
He put down the coffee pot.
"Koko
wa... " he began, then paused. Memory gave him a sharp
kick and Ryoga's eyes widened.
He
spun around and gaped at Ukyou lying on the bed. Ukyou
waved at him.
"Ohayoo,
Ryoga. Remember me?"
Ryoga
stumbled backwards. "U-Ukyou..." he breathed.
Ukyou
sat up. "You're a hard man to wake, sugar. What does
it take? Cruise missiles?"
Ryoga
blinked. "N-no... I've always been like this in the
morning," he explained. *Is this real? Did I...? With...
Ukyou?*
Ukyou
shrugged. "Well, it's just something about you I'll
have to get used to, I guess." she said philosophically.
Ryoga
looked around the bedroom. The rumpled bed, the
scattered clothing, the chocolate mousse.... Guilt washed
over him, he'd _seduced_ Ukyou, taken away her innocence.
"I'm so sorry, Ukyou! I've dishonoured you! I should have
been stronger! I should have..."
"Hey,
HEY!!!" Ukyou leapt up and grabbed Ryoga's shoulders.
"Stop it! There was more than one of us involved here!" her
eyes narrowed. "Are you saying that you _regret_ what we
did?" she demanded.
"Yes...
no... well, I..." Ryoga looked into her eyes, sighed
and let go of his guilt. "No. I don't... regret it."
Ukyou
smiled. "Good." she said. "Then I won't have to kill
you."
Ryoga
smiled back at her. He put his hands over hers and
pulled her to him. Ukyou sighed and laid her head on his
chest, listening to his heartbeat. Ryoga let out another
little, contented sigh, he felt comfortable and at peace.
He wrapped his arms around Ukyou and held her tightly.
"Uh...
Ryoga-chan?" Ukyou's voice was a little muffled.
"Yes,
Ucchan?"
"You're
holding me just a _little_ too tight."
"Oh...
sorry."
***
The
young Japanese man looked out at the Hostel window and
tried to calm his thoughts. It was a fine Hong Kong day, just
perfect for sightseeing, or in his case, outdoor training.
But the beautiful weather failed to calm the turmoil in his
mind.
*In
eight days it will be the anniversary, the ten year
anniversary. I must find _him_ before that day comes or I
will be shamed for all time!*
He
clenched his hands into fists and glared at the lovely
blue sky.
*Ryoga
Hibiki, I swear I will find you and make you PAY!*
***
Ukyou
smiled dreamily as she sipped her tea. She was seated
not far away from the others on the patio overlooking the
hotel pool. Suka and Miya had tried to attract her attention
but she was completely oblivious to their waves.
Mikado
came outside onto the patio carrying his breakfast.
He said hello to the others and set down his plate on a
table, then he saw Ukyou. He saw the abstracted look on her
face and smiled. *Perfect.* He advanced towards her. Now
was the perfect time for the kiss he had promised himself
so long ago.
Ukyou
didn't notice his advance until he was right beside
her. Becoming vaguely aware of a presence nearby Ukyou turned
her head. She gasped in shock when she encountered Mikado's
face just a centimetre from her own. Ukyou jerked her head
away, but Mikado managed to brush her cheeks with his lips.
"Ugghhh!"
cried Ukyou.
Undaunted
by her reaction, Mikado manoeuvred in for the kill.
Suddenly he was pulled back and raised off the ground.
"Goodbye
Mikado," said Ryoga pleasantly. "It was nice knowing
you." With that, he prepared to fling Mikado into orbit.
"NO!!!!"
yelled Ukyou. "We need him alive."
Ryoga
paused. "You're right. You hear that Mikado, you get
to live."
"Ugh.
Ah... good." Mikado grunted. Suddenly he was jerked
down face to face with Ryoga, who smiled at him.
"But
you don't get to enjoy it."
With
that began a very very short hand to hand bout that
culminated in Mikado, bruised, bleeding and semi-concious,
being flung into the pool, at which point he was hit with
a variety of objects flung by the rest of the group, who
saw the wisdom in supporting Ryoga's opinion.
***
As
Nabiki was boarding the bus for that days activities,
Ukyou stopped her and pulled her aside. "I believe this
container is yours?" she said.
Nabiki
arched an eyebrow. "Glad you enjoyed it."
Ukyou
blushed. "How did you KNOW???!!! More to the point,
how did you _do_??"
Nabiki
winked. "It's a very old family recipe. Kuno loves
it." With that, she walked past the scarlet Ukyou and
boarded the bus.
***
Snapshots:
"The
Wong Tai Sin Temple!"
"Well.
FINALLY!!! We sure took the long way to get here."
said Miya.
"I'll
say," said Ranma. "Through Burma, Thailand, Malaysia
and Singapore."
"Don't
think of it as the long way," said Ryoga. "Think of
it as the scenic route."
"The
very LONG scenic route." added Suka.
Godai
laughed, "With Ryoga, EVERY route is scenic."
***
"The
South China Morning Post Bookshop!"
"And
we are here because...?"
"I...
ran out of things to read," admitted Ukyou.
"Darn,
you'll just have to think of something _else_ to do
with your evenings."
"SHUT
UP NABIKI!!!!"
***
Shampoo
wandered the streets of Hong Kong before coming to
a decision.
"<This
sucks,>" she said. "<I have been wandering all
around this place and I haven't seen any sign of airen or
the stupid tour bus! That's it! I'm going home!>"
A
bus roared past her.
"<Just
because I see the bus now doesn't mean...>" she
blinked. "<THAT WAS THE BUS! COME BACK HERE!!!!>"
"Did
you hear something?" Mikado asked.
"Hey,
there's some crazy girl chasing after us and
screaming!" said Godai.
"Must
be another one of Mousse's fans," said Ukyou.
"Speed up and let's lose her."
"BUS!!!
YOU I KILL!!!! Stupid spatula-giiiiiiiirrrlllll!!"
***
That
evening Mousse took the group to one of the most
exclusive Chinese restaurants on Hong Kong island. They
were given the best table and the waiters attended to their
every whim. Ukyou found it all a bit much, but Ranma and
the others were in seventh heaven. Ranma was chowing down
on everything like there was no tomorrow and even Konatsu
was losing his usual dainty eating habits.
Ryoga,
who was also feeling a bit overwhelmed, looked
anxiously at Mousse. "Are you _sure_ that this is okay?"
he asked. "I really feel like we're imposing on you too
much."
Mousse
waved Ryoga's concerns aside. "Just think of it
as my atonement," he said."For being such a pain in Nerima."
Ukyou
fidgeted. "Mousse, we _all_ acted stupid then.
Some of us still do." she added thinking of her own original
plan for the tour.
"I
know." said Mousse calmly. "But I just wanted to share
some of my good fortune."
Ukyou
still looked doubtful, Nabiki leaned over to her.
"If you refuse, you insult him." she murmured.
"I
guess so." Ukyou smiled and raised her glass. "Oh well,
itadakimasu!"
Kiyone
finished off her mouthful of chow mein and looked
over the table for her next selection. She suddenly became
aware of a muffled thumping on the wall behind her. Godai,
seated beside her, was looking behind him and frowning.
"You
hear it too?" Kiyone asked.
"Yeah.
And I already know it's a bad sign." he said.
"Move
away?" Kiyone suggested.
"Good
idea."
Discreetly
they moved aside. The thumping got louder, everyone
could hear it now. Cracks began to appear on the wall.
Ranma
frowned. "Ya know..." he said. "If this was Nerima I'd
say this was..."
*CRACK*
*BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!*
The
wall crumbled impressively and a figure stalked over the
rubble.
"Oh
no..." murmured Akane. "Please don't let it be her!"
"Nihao!"
cried Shampoo.
Ranma
groaned. "Why me?" he asked the uncaring world.
Shampoo
swept her eyes over the group. "Shampoo look for
you all over China. Where you go? Burma?"
"As
a matter of fact, yes." said Konatsu.
"It
was very nice." said Suka mildly.
"Except
for the roads and the border guards." added Miya
brushing dust off her jacket.
Shampoo
spotted Ranma and squealed. "Airen! Wo Ai Ni!" she
glomped him before he could escape. "You miss Shampoo, yes?"
"Argh...
get offa me!" Ranma flailed about wildly.
Shampoo
purred. "Shampoo very happy to see airen! You...
ack!" Her head was yanked back by the hair. Shampoo
twisted and glared behind her. Akane and Ukyou glared at
her, releasing their grips on her hair.
"And
just WHAT do you think that you're doing here
Shampoo?" Akane demanded. Shampoo glared at her.
"Come
to get airen!"
"He's
not yours, he's MY fiance!" Ukyou and Akane
chorused in unison.
"HEY!!!"
Ryoga protested. Ukyou blushed. "Oops, sorry.
Automatic reaction."
Ryoga
glared. Ukyou patted his shoulders. "Gomen?"
Reluctantly he nodded.
Shampoo
and Akane did not cease their glaring match.
"You always thorn in Shampoo's side. Get out of Shampoo's
WAY!"
"Haven't
you got it yet Shampoo? Ranma and I are engaged!
We're going to get married!"
"No!
You no can have him! I kill you!" Shampoo drew back
her fist. And was surprised when it was caught from
behind.
"No
killing over the dinner table." said a strangely-
familiar masculine voice. "It's the height of bad manners
and spoils the dessert course."
"You
stay out of this!" Shampoo turned and swung at the
strange man behind her. "Who you anyway?"
The
man ducked. "Don't recognise me huh? I suppose I
shouldn't be surprised, though I am a little disappointed."
"What
nonsense you talking?"
The
man sighed, picked two empty glasses off the table and
held them to his eyes. "SHAMPOO! I LOVE YOU!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Shampoo jumped into Suka's arms.
"Mousse! What you doing here?"
"Hosting
dinner with some old friends," said Mousse. "What
are YOU doing here?"
"Come
for airen." Shampoo stared, finally recognising her
old beau. "You changed. You no so stupid now."
"Thanks,"
said Mousse sarcastically. He turned away, "And
now if you'd like to LEAVE we'd like to get back to eating."
Shampoo's
mouth dropped. "Shampoo no leave, Shampoo just
got here!" Belatedly, she realised where she was.
"What
you think you doing with Shampoo?" she demanded of
Suka.
"That's
exactly what I was thinking!" he replied.
"You
make fun of me?!" she demanded.
"Ahem,"
someone cleared their throat behind her. Shampoo
looked around to be confronted by a tall, black-haired,
golden-eyed girl. "Pardon me, but that's MY boyfriend
you're glomped on to."
Shampoo
prepared to take offence when she noticed other
things about this girl. Like the metre long doubled-up
chain she held casually in one hand, and the expression
on her face.
*<No
martial artist>*, Shampoo thought. *<But definitely a
fighter. Probably ex-gang or delinquent. The sort of
person who would try to chew your ear off while
simultaneously trying to choke you. Hmmm... not the sort
of fight I want to get into.>*
"Sorry,"
she said, clambering off Suka. "Aimed for wrong
man."
Miya
nodded and grabbed Suka's arm. "That's better." she
said.
Meanwhile
Ukyou and Ryoga were having a hasty conference.
"She's not going to leave." Ukyou whispered.
"So
what should we do?" Ryoga murmured.
"Well,
I'd rather have her somewhere that we can keep an
eye on her. Perhaps if we splash her with cold water?"
"Do
you want Ranma to run around in the panic? Although
it might be kinda fun."
Ukyou
punched his shoulder lightly. "No." she said.
"I
could help." Mousse came up to them.
Ukyou
stared at him. "But... won't it hurt you? To look
after Shampoo?"
Mousse
shrugged. "Yes, but I'll be damned before I let her
wreck your trip the way she wrecked my life." he looked over
at Shampoo who was aiming for Ranma again. "Even Saotome
doesn't deserve _that_."
"Ummm...
well, okay." said Ukyou. "If you're sure."
Mousse
nodded and went over to Shampoo. "<Xian Pu,>" he said.
"<If you really want to come along I'll help you.>"
"<Huh,
I'm coming along with or without your help,>" Shampoo
replied. "<Don't think that after all these years I'm
interested in you.>"
Unseen,
Mousse's smile turned bitter for a brief moment.
"<Oh, I have no delusions on that score. But I have an
ulterior motive myself. Ukyou.>"
"<What
about her?>" Shampoo asked.
"<Isn't
it obvious? I'm in love with her!>"
Ryoga's
eyebrows shot up. *What the HELL!!!!!!*
Shampoo
stared at Mousse. "<You've GOT to be joking!>"
"<It's
the truth, you think I'd spend all this money taking
them out to dinner, putting them up at a hotel, for
nothing? This is all part of my plan to impress her.>"
Shampoo's
mind whirled, "<But... but this is PERFECT! You
get spatula-girl, and I get airen and everybody happy!>"
"<Except
Akane,>" Mousse pointed out.
"<Who
cares? Maybe that moronic imbecile Ryoga the
incompetently eternally lost one will take her in. Or
she can beg on the streets, it's all the same to me.>"
"<You
haven't changed at all, have you Xian Pu?>" Mousse
asked wryly.
"<Mousse,
I will allow you to help me!>"
"<Oh.
Goodie.>"
"What's
wrong Ryoga?"
"Nothing,"
said Ryoga, unclenching his fists. "Nothing
at all."
***
Back
at the hotel, Mousse walked down the corridor from
Shampoo's room. He'd just shown her to it and she had
thanked him with her normal politeness and grace.
"<Now
GET LOST!!!>"
Mousse
sighed. Then he gacked and gasped for breath
as a pair of incredibly strong hands closed on his
throat.
"Ack!"
he managed, before he gasped out his remaining
air when he was slammed into the wall. Ryoga held him
against it, murder in his eyes.
"<That
was an interesting plan you came up with Mu Shu,>"
he said.
"Glug."
said Mousse. *Oh s**t.*
"<Now
would you care to _explain_ yourself?>" Ryoga
asked. "<Or should I just break your neck now?>"
Mousse
indicated that air would be helpful at this
stage of the narrative. Ryoga relaxed his grip a little,
but did not lower him to the ground.
"<Your
Chinese is really very good Hibiki,>" Mousse
gasped out.
"<Thank
you for noticing,>" purred Ryoga. "<Now, about
that explanation...>"
"<I
had to tell her _something_,>" Mousse said.
"<Otherwise she'd have just done something on her own
and screwed everything up. This way she thinks I'm on
her side and I can keep you appraised of the situation.
It also means Ukyou is safe.>"
"<What
about Akane?>" demanded Ryoga.
"<You're
not STILL in love with her are you?>"
"<No,
as a matter of fact Ukyou and _I_ are now a
couple...>" Ryoga informed him. "<But she's still a
very old very dear friend, and if Shampoo lays a single
digit on her, I will break said digit plus interest!>"
"<Got
it,>" said Mousse. "<I swear I'll try and protect
Akane!>"
"<Alright
then,>" Ryoga let him go. "<Good plan Mousse.
Sorry about that, but I get twitchy when people threaten
my friends and loved ones.>"
"<Understandable,>"
said Mousse, rubbing his throat.
"<Hey.>"
"<What?>"
"<Does
Shampoo know you can speak Chinese?>"
"<Who
me? Ryoga moronic imbecile, Ryoga the incompetently
eternally lost one?>"
"<Right.
Why don't we keep it that way,>" suggested Mousse.
Ryoga
considered this. "<Good idea. Well, glad we've
gotten that all straightened out. Good night Mousse.>"
With
that he turned and went... into Ukyou's room.
Mousse's
eyebrows shot up into his hairline. "Whoa. He
really meant it! Maybe there is hope." Grinning, he
headed for the dining room.
***
When
Mousse entered the dining room he was surprised
and pleased to see that almost all of the group were there.
"Hi
everyone! All decided to stay up for a nightcap huh?"
he said. "Where's Ranma?"
"Oh,
he went to bed already, said Shampoo's squealing had
given him a headache." said Miya. "Are you okay? Your
voice sounds kind of funny."
Mousse
rubbed his throat. "I think I might be coming
down with something," he lied.
"Oh
dear, let me order you a lemon drink," said Kiyone.
Mousse
sat down and allowed himself to be duly fussed
over. He was just deciding whether or not to drink the
chicken soup or the lemon drink or just order some
lemon chicken when Shampoo stomped in.
"Where
Ranma?" she demanded.
"Boy,
talk about your one-track mind," said Godai to
Kiyone quietly. She sighed. "Tell me about it."
"Ranma...?"
said Akane. "Why do YOU want to know?"
Shampoo
looked around the group. There was Mousse, the
tough-girl, her man, the student boy, the mysterious
green-haired woman, Nabiki, Akane, the fem-boy
waiter, and the hentai skater. There was no airen or
stupid spatula-girl. There was no lost boy either but
he was probably living up to his name. Shampoo's eyes
narrowed.
"Where
Ranma?" she demanded again.
"He
went to bed," Nabiki volunteered.
"Where
spatula-girl?" she asked suspiciously.
"Who,
Ukyou-sama?" inquired Konatsu innocently. "She
was tired and went to bed early."
Shampoo
considered this. "WHAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!"
She
turned and sped out of the dining room.
"Oh
hell," said Mousse. "Shampoo!!!!" he ran after her.
"Konatsu,
why did you do that?" asked Nabiki.
"Do
what?" said Konatsu, fluttering his eyelashes
innocently.
***
Mousse
caught up with Shampoo halfway down the corridor.
"<Xian Pu, wait up! It's not what you think!>"
Shampoo
broke away from Mousse. "<I'm not going to listen to
you! You are just protecting spatula-girl, your _love_!>"
she sneered.
Mousse
frowned. "<I am only trying to stop you from interfering
in what is _not_ your business!>"
"<Ha!
If it concerns Ranma, it is my business! And I know
Ukyou, she will do anything to keep my husband away from me!>"
"<Things
have changed, Shampoo.>" Mousse made another grab for
her.
Shampoo
slipped away. "<It's time I settled this! I'll give her
the kiss of death!>" Shampoo ran down the corridor to Ukyou's
room.
Mousse
pounded after her, swearing under his breath.
Shampoo
reached the door and reduced it to splinters.
"Spatula-girl, you I kill!"
"Nani?!"
Ukyou shrieked and sat bolt upright, clutching the
sheets to her chest. In the corner of her eye Shampoo saw a
figure falling off the bed and hitting the floor with a grunt.
Ukyou and the position of the bed blocked Shampoo's vision,
but she had glimpsed enough to know that it was a man with
black hair.
Shampoo's
battle aura flared red with rage as she came to the
obvious conclusion. She pointed accusingly at Ukyou.
"Spatula-girl seduce Airen! You have Ranma in bed!!!!!" she
screamed.
"Get
the hell outta here, Shampoo!!!" cried Ukyou.
Behind
Shampoo, Mousse groaned. "No, Shampoo, you've got it
all wrong!"
Shampoo
took a step forward. "Shampoo kill you! You wicked!
You thief! You steal Ranma!"
Ukyou
tossed her hair. "You stupid, home-wrecking,
purple-haired, Amazon bimbo!!!" she shot back savagely.
"Shut
up!" screeched Shampoo. "I kill!" she gathered herself
for an attack as Mousse reached to pull her back.
"Hey,
what's with all the screaming?" Ranma trotted up to
observe the ruckus. Shampoo whirled on the newcomer in rage.
"Spatula-girl seduce Ranma!" She pointed at Ukyou, her hand
trembling.
Ukyou
raised an eyebrow, Mousse groaned again and Ranma
blinked. Shampoo stood very still for a few seconds, then
looked back at Ranma. "You Ranma."
He
gave her a quizzical look. "Last time I checked." He
looked around the shattered remains of the door. "Hi,
Ucchan, what's up?"
"Ask
her." said Ukyou drily.
Shampoo
blinked rapidly. "If Ranma no with spatula-girl,
who... ?"
An
arm reached up from the floor and Ryoga Hibiki sat up,
pulling a portion of the covers around him.
He
glared at the three in the doorway. "Do you mind? Some
of us are trying to... _sleep_... here."
Despite
himself, Mousse snickered. "_Sure_ you are."
Both
Ranma and Shampoo were frozen, their mouths wide open.
Then
Shampoo recovered. "Spatula girl sleep with... is not...
is doing... "she blushed and turned around. "Shampoo go now."
she walked away, Mousse following.
Ukyou
sighed. "Great, now we have to move to YOUR room!"
she pulled on her yukata. "What are you waiting for?" she
demanded impatiently.
"I
need some clothes," Ryoga reminded her. "Unless you
want me to walk out of here naked? And who knows WHERE I'd
wind up!"
Ranma
stood in the doorway gaping, whilst Ukyou threw
Ryoga his clothes.
"Uh,
Ranma... you can _leave_ now," said Ukyou. She brushed
past him.
"Later
Ranma," said Ryoga, following her. Ranma stood in
the midst of the shattered door, mouth open.
*I
can't believe this. Ryoga made a home run... BEFORE ME!!!*
***
Shampoo
marched down the corridor to her room, face flaming.
*Ukyou and Ryoga... Ukyou and Ryoga...* Her mind just couldn't
accept it.
"<Xian
Pu? Are you alright?>"
She
turned to look at Mousse. "<I'm... WONDERFUL!!!!>" she
clapped her hands. "<This means that I only have to get rid
of Akane! And she has no chance against me!>" her eyes
blazed.
"<Oh>"
said Mousse.
Shampoo
leaned forward worriedly. "<But Mousse, are YOU
alright... I mean, you're in love with Ukyou, right?>"
*Oops,
oh yeah.* "<Waaaaaah! I'm so unhappy!>" Mousse
utilised all his new acting skills and buried his face
in his hands. Shampoo leant forward and hugged him
sympathetically.
"<Never
mind Mousse, it's alright.>" she patted his
shoulder and Mousse's heart swelled.
"<I'll
set you up with Akane instead!>"
***
to be continued