Let's Get Ready To Ramble!

Ross: Okay,  this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break! Rachel: Wait, what am I gonna do? Ross: You, you go long. Rachel: Wait, how long? Ross: Until we start to look very small. Rachel: Okay. Ross: Break!!

Ross: How come it’s always us left in the field holding the ball? Monica: I don’t know. I guess the other people just don’t care enough.

The One With All The Football

Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house. Rachel: I can’t! It’s too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. Look at her, she’s even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin....  swans.

The One Where Rachel Quits

Monica: Stick out your tongue. Chandler: Take off your shirt!

The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister

Chandler: ....three years of modern dance with Twila Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater?! Joey: Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay. I wasn't one of the Zoom Kids either.

Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend. Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.

Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before your the boss. Omm-pah, omm-pah, omm-pah. And you know who will be there to support... you?! Your one and only boyfriend... It's nice to have a boyfriend. Your loyal loving boyfriend Ross..... Ross!

The One With All The Jealousy