Monica: Come on, we’re gonna put our hands in this bowl, and we’re gonna start squishing the tomatoes. Richard: Ew, this feels very weird. Monica: You touch people’s eyeballs every day and this feels weird. Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them

Joey: What are you doing?. Get back over on your side of the...  Hello!!

Joey: Oooh, the next part’s the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub... Rachel: Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on you’re gonna ruin it! Joey: All right I’ll talk in code. Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway? Chandler: Hmmm, that’s very cool. Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!

Rachel: Oh my....

The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends

Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire? Joey: I ran!!

Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? My milk’s gone bad. Chandler: Oh, I hate that. I once had a thing of half and half, stole my car.

The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner

Phoebe: See there it is right there. Monica: Wow! It’s small. Phoebe: Yeah. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.

Ross: Okay, that’s a fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break