Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking..

Monica: God, look what I found in the drain. Rachel: What?! Monica: It's some of Richard's hair! What do I do with this? Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one.

Rachel: Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform? Ross: Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place.

Rachel: Why aren't you at work? Monica: Oh, they-they sent me home. Rachel: Why? Mnica: Because I don't work at the Szechwan Dragon.

Rachel: Okay, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?

The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy

Rachel: Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi. Ross: Hi. Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier? Ross: 'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.

Phoebe: Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.' Chandler: What are you supporting? Phoebe: Duh!! Christmas!

Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.

Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando... Chandler: Oooo-ooh! Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges.

Chandler: Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.

Ross: Right. So is it gonna be like 'I'm abandoning you while your upset.' Rachel: No. Ross: No, because your not upset.

Rachel: And I still have about five seconds to spare

The One Where No-one's Ready