Fidget:  (drum roll) ...Nora M.'s "The Flame and the Calm"!

Keez: (grinning) Nice punctuation, Fidgi.

Fidget: Why, thank you!  At any rate, if anyone has any idea how to contact Nora, please contact me!  I haven't the foggiest idea how to send her graphic to her.  Somebody out there must know her...(looks back and forth across the audience)

(crickets chirp)

Keez: Okaaaay, maybe not.

Fidget: Yeah.  Well, if you're out there, great job, Nora, and I hope maybe you'll come back and write more for us someday!

Keez: What's the next genre?

Fidget: Um...Where's that cheat paper you had?

Keez: Right here...

Fidget: Ah, okay...Here we are.  The next genre is Humour.

Keez: You spelled that Canadian style.

Fidget:  I like putting 'u's is odd places.

Keez:  Sorry, go ahead.  Just announce the winner already.

Fidget:  I did it last time.  You do it.

Keez: (snatching envelope) Fine!  The winner of the 2001 AMSA Best Romance Fic iiiiiiiiis...