Keez: ..."Grocery Shopping", by Dizzy!
Fidget: Actually, she changed here name to 'Spike's Cowgirl'.
Keez: I like 'Dizzy' better.
Fidget: Me, too.
Keez: So, we'll just keep calling her Dizzy, then?
Fidget: Indeed.
Keez: Alright, now that that important issue is resolved, what's the next category?
Fidget: Oh! Look who dashed off and snatched her list of categories and winners during the dramatic pause!
Keez: Ah, very good, very good.
Fidget: The next category is Unfinished.
Keez: Uh...what?
Fidget: The best fan fic that nobody finished yet. See? It's to make them finish faster.
Keez: Oh, I get it.
Fidget: Yeah! So, after the stereotypical dramatic pause and link-clicking, we'll find out the winner of the Best Unfinished Fan Fic...