Ben Yang--Chief Executive "Yes"-Man

First of all, take a good look.   That's right.   This moron could be representing you in the student senate next year.

Making a difference comes in three steps:

1) Get people's attention.

2) Make people care.

3) Actually make a difference.

Let's face it, ASUU has failed miserably in trying to do anything because they forgot the first two steps.   In times of apathy like this, we need to get people's attention.   Not you, since you're already reading this, that's more   than anybody could ask for.   We need somebody who will run around campus with his boxers.

We need somebody who will run around in circles literally just to make people mad when nothing is done.

We need somebody who has memorized at least a couple of Wierd Al Yankovic songs.

We need a complete moron.

I can personally garantee you that I am the most qualified moron and idiot out of all three candidates.

When normal people don't get anything done, perhaps you need to look down a little

Vote for the moron.