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Some people think we've got a snowball's chance in hell of winning the election.   Well, when hell freezes over, the snowball is in pretty good shape, and the usual residents get really uncomfortable! In case you can't read it, it says: RUNNING FOR OFFICE Just not running very fast People say "You've sure got a strange campaign.   You'll never win with those offbeat tactics you're using!"   Our reply?   "Darn it, you figured out our strategy!"   Obviously, the old standard political tactics aren't working, because nobody is voting!   Why keep using something that doesn't work?   Edison didn't invent the light bulb by trying the exact same thing over and over again.   It's all about innovation.   It's all about changing the way people think.   And you know what?   If our strategy bombs, we don't care.   Because at least we tried!   And if it succeeds?   Well, we'll just see what happens then! Back to posters Share your thoughts on this poster