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Mmmm...pie!   Who doesn't like pie?   You know, the original graphic showed him being lured by a carrot.   That just doesn't cut it.   A carrot?   That won't lure anybody.   It's gotta be pie. In case you can't read it, it says: DO YOU WANT A CANDIDATE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, AND WILL DO THE RIGHT THING, OR DO YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO WILL BUY YOUR VOTE WITH PIE AND DONUTS? That's what we thought. But we aren't going to give you any pie anyway.   No donuts, ice cream, rock-climbing walls, or other gimmicks.   We want the winning party to be chosen based on who the best candidates are, not based on who gives the best goodies.   If we need to buy your vote, we don't want it.   And you need to ask yourself, if these people are willing to spend all this money on a silly election, what are they going to do with your student fees when they're in office? Just a thought. Hey, on your way past their tables, would you grab a cookie for me? Thanks. Don't vote APeATHY! Back to posters Share your thoughts on this poster