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Back to posters Share your thoughts on this poster This one's just packed with pointless political mumbo-jumbo that nobody will ever read! In case you can't read it it says: 170,141,183,460,469,229,731,687,303,715,884,105,727 THE LARGEST NUMBER IN THE WORLD…IT CAN'T BE DIVIDED BY ANY OTHER NUMBER! (From Adventures Into Darkness #13, March 1954) That's a pretty ridiculous claim, isn't it?   You'd have to be pretty insane to make such a claim, and even more idiotic to believe it. Boy, what were they thinking? Here are a few more completely foolish claims: WE WILL LOWER TUITION! WE WILL IMPROVE PARKING! WE WILL HAVE DR. PEPPER IN THE DRINKING FOUNTAINS! Those are great, aren't they? Sheer insanity. You certainly won't hear such ridiculous promises from us. In fact, you won't hear ANY promises from us. We promise nothing, except maybe a promise to do nothing. Are you sick of empty promises?   Are you sick of only having political choices that you disagree with?   Are you sick of having to choose between two evils--two evils that will only mess things up? Now you have another option--the Apathy Party.   We make no empty promises--in fact, we don't make any promises at all.   You won't disagree with our political platform--because we don't have one.   We won't mess things up--because we won't do anything. The Apathy Party--when you have no other choice. DON'T VOTE APATHY!