Setting the Record
by Amorette

"Iolaus, I can't. Not again."

"Yes, you can. Come on, Herc. Here, how's this?"

"Ow. I told you, it hurts. Cut it out."

"Fine. How about this?"

"Oh, Iolaus. Oh, oh,. . ."

"See, I told you. Maybe it's not as hard as usual but it's still hard."

"Fine. It's hard. You proved your point. But there is no way I can come again."

"Bet there is."

"No, Iolaus, I mean it. The last time it hurt more than it felt good."

"We're not doing this for the fun of it. We're doing it as a scientific experiment."

"You're doing it because you are pervert. Stop that. I mean it. Stop. . .all right. Do that. And that. Oh, yeah, and that. Oh, gods, yeah, do that! IOLAUS!"

"See! Ten times in one night. I knew you could do it."

"Ow. I'm not going to be able to pee for a week. Keep your hands to yourself. Scientific experiment, my ass. And leave my ass alone!"

"Hey, Hermaphroditus told us the average human male reaches his sexual peak at 19, right? Well, you're only 17. How are we going to tell if you peak at 19 if we don't know what your peak is now. I bet you can come a dozen times when you're 19."

"I don't think I'll be able to come again until I'm 19. I mean it, Iolaus. It hurts!"

"I'm sorry. Here, I'll kiss it and make it better."

"You will not! It's my turn. You're the one who is 19. I can't believe your sexual peak is only four times in one night. Roll over."

"Oh, yeah, Herc. Oh, yeah. Like that. Harder. Right there, oh, gods, right there! OH, YEAH! OW!"

"See, I told you. It hurts to come when you haven't got anything left to come with."

"It didn't hurt that much. Want to try for six and eleven?"

"Iolaus, if you lay one hand on any part of my anatomy I will break it off, do you hear me?"

"Okay, fine but we have to remember to do this on your birthday next year to see if you can go for eleven. No, twelve. We can aim for twenty when you turn 19."

"By which time you'll be 21 and probably can't go twice."

"Ha! I'll be able to come three times when I'm eighty."

"You know something, Iolaus. I have this horrible feeling you're right. Now go to sleep. I mean it. Put that down! Stop it, Iolaus, or I'll swear I'll. . ."

February 2002