By - Lugia222
After killing Dark Star, Lina and Gourry decided to take a relaxing break at a local eating facility. Of course, any trip Lina and Gourry make to a local eating facility ends up to be ANYTHING but relaxing.
Lina: IT"S MINE!!!!!!
Gourry: Nof! Ft's Minf!!!
Gourry swallowed his bite of food and continued the 2nd Annual Last Meatball War. As any slayers fanatic knows this is a tradition. Last years winner was Lina, although some clumsy idiot made her drop it (so Zel just ordered another plate). But this year, Gourry was determined to win! Let the flying fork frenzy begin!
Lina: GIMME THE MEATBALL!!!!
Gourry: NO! IT'S MINE!
As Gourry knocked Lina's fork away, Gourry seized the opportunity and snatched the meatball. However, afterwards, Gourry hit his funny bone on the table, causing him to fumble the fork. IT'S INTERCEPTED!!! Lina grabs the fork and it's going, going, TOUCHDOWN!!! Lina has eaten the meatball and has won the contest!
Random Idiot #1: Hey!
The random idiot patted Lina on the back, causing her to spit out the meatball. This, as you might have guessed, wasn't exactly a good idea for this random idiot.
Lina: M- M- MY MEATBALL!!! Let's take this outside.
Random Idiot #1: B- But what did I do?
Lina: Piku Piku Piku I SAID LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! BOMB DI WIN!
(If you didn't know, Piku is the sound of blinking. Used in Japanese novels) As Lina "invited" the random idiot outside, she pulled up her sleeves and began chanting.
Lina: Origin of all power, Glittering, burning red flame, Gather to my hands and be my power... FIREBALL!
The fireball succeeded in incinerating the foe, but Lina wasn't done yet. (However, where's Gourry?) Lina charged at the person, but luckily for the random idiot, Lina was off her mark, and ran into an open portal into another dimension. (How'd that get there? O_o) Gourry, being Gourry, followed Lina, and walked aimlessly into the portal, which, conveniently, closed behind them.
As Lina splated on the hard stone floor of the mysterious room, Gourry conveniently landed right on top of her on his back. Then, Amelia landed smack dab into Gourry's arms, and Zelgadis landed harshly on Amelia. To top it all off, Filia landed with her rump in the air on top of Zelgadis. For the cherry, on our slayers sundae, Xellos made a perfect 10 point landing on the highest point on the pile (which happens to be Filia, for those of you NOT paying attention (I know where you live >;D (don't you just hate parenthesis inside of parenthesis inside of parenthesis? (get quite annoying, don't they?))))
Xellos: My, my, my. What have we here? /|^_^|\
Filia: Xellos, could you PLEASE get off of us?!
Lina: X_x
---30 Minutes Later---
Now that the recovery spells have been cast (and some punches thrown and maces swung at a certain mysterious priest) we can return to our entirely sane slayers conversation ;)
Lina: Zelgadis? Amelia? Filia? What are you all doing here?
Zelgadis: I was just walking when I suddenly fell into a conveniently placed dimensional portal in the ground. Frankly I don't know what happened.
Amelia: I was just making a speech on top of a pole when I was sucked into a passing cloud and landed on top of Gourry.
Filia: I was dusting out someone's basement because they had some antiques and said I could keep anything I wanted. I opened up the door to another room, fell, and landed on top of Zelgadis. That's gonna leave a mark...
Gourry: I just followed Lina and ended up here!
As Filia rubbed her head, Lina rolled her eyes and started to TRY to pump information from Xellos, as many of us know, won't be very effective.
Lina: Xellos, how did you just "happen" to land neatly on top of all of us? AND WHERE ARE WE!
Xellos: Oh dear, we mustn't be too rude! As to both of those questions, Sore wa himitsu desu!
Lina: *cute expression* Xellos, TELL US WHERE WE ARE AND HOW WE GOT HERE!
Xellos: Oh my, you seriously need to go to some of those wonderful anger management classes they hold in Saillune. They're simply fabulous, I hear. Anyway, you got here from that portal up there.
Xellos pointed to the top of the vast room, where there was a large glowing archway.
Lina: Finally, we get something out of Xellos! Ray-
Xellos: I wouldn't do that...
Lina: -Wing! Hunh? Ray Wing! RAY WING!
As Lina's ray wings failed to work, Xellos felt obliged to give a response.
Xellos: Oh dear! I forgot to mention! Magic doesn't work here!
Lina: Why didn't you mention that before?
Xellos: It was more interesting that way! (That it was ;-))
Lina: Oh, Great! So how do you expect us to get home!
(Where are Gourry, Filia, Zelgadis, and Amelia? no da)
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu Desu! (Couldn't resist!)
Amelia: Mr. Xellos, in the name of justice I order you to tell us how to get out of here!
Zelgadis: *grabs his guitar* If you don't, Xellos, I'd like you to hear a song I composed! Life is Wo--
Xellos: STOP! Oh well, I guess I don't have a choice. You've always driven a hard bargain. The only way to get out of here is to go from portal to portal, working your way up to the top. It'll be a long and hard journey, but if I know you you'll make it!
Lina: Well, we're off then! All of us together again!
As Lina tripped over a stone in the floor, everyone sighed and prepared themselves, as Filia rubbed her head.
Will Lina and Co. Make it home safely? Will Xellos help or hurt this trip? Will Zelgadis ever sing the Life song? Where are Amelia, Gourry, and Filia? Find out next time in Slayers Parody #2: World Hunger!