These are the entries currently in Sparkie's (sparkie) part of the word definer. They seem to have an odd underlying trend :)

You're really in trouble, timmy's trapped in the well, who ya gonna call? Sparkie the wonder elemental!

The put upon dice bot . . . always damned by players (and often DMs)

sparkie's more of a bitch than GW and SinBot

Thats why i said fuck sparkie! Hes a very unlucky bot

Sparkie` mother was a online tick take toe game

hey, rping is easy, getting spark to like you isn't :)

isn't that the bot that doesn't roll low critc for npc's?
depends on who you are, and how much spark wants to screw with alcar :)

KISS MY ASS Sparkie! . . . lmao Though, i imagine Sparkie has heard worse from other gaming sessions.

You certain Sparkie isn't Satanesque :)

<Bloodheart> are you actually sitting there rolling a die?

<Baliadoc> 1d20 - okay spark, remember the 19? the 19 was your friend!

<Sparkie> Sparkie, Sparkie, he's out bot! If he can't do it, his scripter should be shot!

<{WilliamRockwell}> *Sparkie hates NPCs more*

<SouthPaw_> sparkie is posssed

The Flaming Queen

<Yol_Tura> (( I hate you too sparkie!! I hate you I hate you I hate you hate you hate you!! ))

<Salem__> sparkie is our masscot

<Laura`----> no sparkie is the bonfire that lights are path thought life

<Sintaqx> Sparkie recieves more hate messages than anyone I know

<Caltak> Hehe if nothing else, Sparkie is useful for the quotes :)

<Kurt_Felton> ...I feel dirty just for using 'Sparkie the Fire Elemental'.

<Danric> called shot to the heart. Sparkie, plleeeeeeeaase don't fail me now :) ... or just leave me like a cheap 2 dollar whore

<Faline`> (( I HATE YOU SPARKIE! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! ))

<Danric> 1d20 - spark, why don't you like this character? please be nice? please?

*** Sparkie (jmacleod@ip226.ottawa11.dialup.canada.psi.net) Quit (K-lined: No bots allowed on this server (2000/08/22 22.23)) - Sparkie - going through dalnet, one server at a time :)

see evil

<Faline> (( arg im teling you Sparkie is like half dog or something!! lol that makes him a Hot Dog :P ))

NEW AND IMPROVED!!! Now I actually understand the concept MORE THAN ONE WORD!!!

<IkeDM> ((YOu wanted dead PCs! WORK with me hot stuff!))

<Temera> 1d20+2 I hate you sparkie.. no mater what you roll

<Salem_Bloodstone> sparkie want me evil- ;(

<Robert```> (( Sparkie, you FUCKING SUCK ))

<Chaos`^> Sparkie couldn't light a fire if he rolled it himself!

<Tara-Arquette> I HATE SPARKIE I HATE SPARKIE

<Natalia`> sparkie hates me....

<Sharra> Screw you sparkie

<Jasmine^^^^> DAMN BOT

<Terry_```> OMG Im a bettter pilot than Elana but when she shoved me outta the way and tryed it, Spark gave her a 2!!! a 2!!!!!!!!

<KhelDM> It also misses, Sparkie hating all equally.

Ur damn Bot is Fucked

<Drudwyn> ((DAMN YOU Sparkie!!!))

<Sin{MostlyElsewhere}> you know... having a relationship with sparkie is kinda like having a relationship with Jeffery Dahmer.... you know exactly where it will end :)

<Sparkie> ^Pana^^ 2d6-1: 3
<Kuraiko> *glares at Sparkie*
<^Pana^^> Kuraiko, its just a bot*roll his eyes*

Sparkie's a bitch, 'nuff said

* Lorath_Dakor kicks Sparkie in his flaming nads

* TexDKnght pats Sparkie on the head and tells him to be a good boy.... <G>
* Kimmey kicks sparkey in the happy sack. (Can't get any worse)

* FuzzyLogic rattles sparkie

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