MOVIES SO BAD YA GOTTA SEE 'EM!!!




Now here is a flick that is so truely bad, that it took two tries to make it this bad. And this could not have been an easy feat, considering the obvious budget limitations.

Now sure when a filmaker makes his first independant low-budget feature, it's bound to fall a bit short of the goal, and Don Dohlers ALIEN FACTOR is no exception. But the best thing to do, is to learn from your mistakes, forget it, and look back on it and laugh when someday they do a film retrospective. But no!! Don Dohler, for reasons known only to himself, or maybe he just couldn't think of anything new (notice, I didn't use the word original), decided to remake ALIEN FACTOR and he called it:

NIGHTBEAST

Now you might have all ready seen this flick, I swear it's in every video store and in every discount video bin. It comes with various covers and you probably watched it and quickly lost interest and have since forgotten about it. So I'll refresh you.
This Alien crashes on earth; you'd think if an Alien could build a spaceship, it could at least make one that could avoid crashing into meteors. Maybe this is why this alien is such an asshole. First he zaps anything that moves with this irritatingly noisy lasergun. That is until our hero, the local sheriff gets a guy to shoot the weopon out of the creatures hand. Why not shoot the Alien in the eye if ya can shoot that good, you may ask? I'll be fucked if I know! Then the Alien gets more brutal and savage, there is lots and I do mean LOTS of second rate gore effects and even some gratuitous nudity. But of course, there is nothing we haven't seen before, and it gets really dull and boring and the shoddy acting doesn't help either!!!















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