MOVIES SO BAD YA GOTTA SEE 'EM!!!

Now kiddies!!!
I want you to take a good look at the following poster.
No, really, I mean take a good look at it...
Is this not one of the coolest looking movie poster you have ever seen?!?!?



Now think about what the movie must be like that this poster represents!!!
Man, I bet you are thinking, "Damn this looks so cool, I just gotta see this flick!!"

And brother, I gotta tell you:

YOU COULDN'T BE WRONGER!!!!! This film is so bad!!! I mean OK, maybe it wasn't that bad, but after seeing that cool poster, expectations were high. And after all the searching it took me to find it....
But it is pretty bad, I mean it's just one killing after another. And the killings are pretty lame at that. Someone should have told the actors dead people don't breathe. And OK, the dead dude is bleeding. Big WoW!!! H.G Lewis didn't even linger in his intestine shots as long as they linger on dead dudes bleeding in this flick. And talk about linger, when the killer is spitting blood after getting kicked in the guts, that scene has got to go on for 10 minutes. I bet Gene Simmons, in his whole career, never spit as much blood as this guy.
As for plot, well ya got me there. I'm gonna have to steel my nerves and watch this baby again I think to unravel any faintest hint of a plot. The cool zombie looking dude in the poster actually looks more like an old man in badly fit clothing, and although, he does have that shotgun and does use it on occasion, mostly he just growls and pants and hobbles around. An even with his brains kicked out still manages to catch up.
And the victims, I've never seen a more pathetic bunch of victims. Not one of them can keep a car on the road, and this one dude, after seeing the killer come up on him with a knife, starts to ask if there is anywhere around to get gas...makes you say WTF.
And I'm not even gonna mention the Horse From Hell(boy now that was scary...NOT) or the crazy old dude who spends about 6 hours and God only knows how many hundreds of rounds of ammo trying to shoot it. And what was up with that mummy anyway, what the hell did it have to do with anything? And that Rollin-esque Zombie girl it brought out of the grave; what was that all about? Well being French, I suppose a Jean Rollins influence is to be expected, but this one falls way short of even Rollins earlier flicks.

Gee, I wonder why they never made a sequel????