gossip
Some of the gossip below is not, in fact, gossip, but truth. Other stuff is just damn lies.Out in 2003: animation Sharkslayer, romantic comedy Down With Love co-starring Ewan McGregor, and Cold Mountain directed by Anthony Minghella.
Weakest Link presenter Anne Robinson wants Renee to star as her in a fimilisation of her autobiography. hahahahahahaha. No ... stop ... it tickles!
No, no, no, no! yelled lil' Ren. A hissyfit has meant no BJD sequel. Until she changes her mind again, the little dear.
The Big Zee lost out on an Oscar to Halle Berry, and I got whupped at the bookies. I hate Renee Zellweger.
Renee failed to retain the Golden Globe for Best Actress (Comedy or Musical), losing to Nicole Kidman.
The on-off relationship between Renee and hairy old George Clooney appears to be off for good. Phew!
Lil' Miss Zellweger is in negotiations to star in Thirteen Going On Thirty. Described as Big for the twenty-first century, which prolly means it's got flying cats and dancing umbarellas or something.