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March 22, 2001J

Milk, it does a Website Good, and it is why we are here.. lol.. Check this out!!

You know you've GOT MILK when,
  • Your counter is filled with those little blue plastic safety rings.
  • Milk mustache, need I say more?
  • You have Prairie Farms, or Deans on your speed dial
  • You have a credit card just for milk
  • If you've ever mixed milk and root beer (if you haven't, try it... its really good)
  • You have a web page devoted just to milk
  • your nickname has the words: milk or shake in it
Those cool little got milk pictures from the adds Check these out!!!!
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Garfield
Mark McGwire, being from St Louis, gotta have this one!!
Austin Powers, YEA BABY YEA!!
Nev Camble
Its a surprise, but DAMN!!
These pictures provided by www.gotmilk.com and www.whymilk.com.
Also, check out Club Milk at whymilk!!!

A new exciting Contest!!!
Take a pic of yourself with a milk mustash, send it to me at gelfing@msn.com and if you win... you get put on the front of my page, and will be forever part of milk!!!

Exciting things to do with milk that you may have never thought of
  • Boil it on the stove, collect the curds and make neat little sculptures
  • Put it in an elmer's glue bottle and laugh at people who try to use it
  • Or, or course, put it in a glue bottle and drink from it (clean it well first please!!!)
  • Devote a web page to it!!
  • Bathe in it

If you have any suggestion about things to do with milk, whether or not you have tried it, e-mail me at

gelfing@msn.com

Now, the most exciting part!!
Do you have a web page?? If you do, you could be one of the privileged to gain the OFFICIAL MILK PAGE award
Check out other winners in the Hall of Fame
Criteria:
1.Build, or have a good web site that contains some mention of milk, is funny, exciting, new, and generally interests me.
2. No broken links, but under construction signs are OK, face it, we are always adding to our web pages!!!
3. Let me know you have the page!! DUH!!
4. Beg, plead, and otherwise suck up to me and ask very nicely!!! (just kidding)
If you wish for me to check out your page and see if you get the award, just e-mail me at gelfing@hotmail.com with info on where your page is, who you are, and any other things you might wish to send me!!

FYI!! The award consists of a small gif that you can put on your page, and a spot in the Hall of Fame

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