Pokemon "What if?"


This little corer of my web site is devoted to the question, "What if?" These are just guesses at what might have happened on Pokemon. For example: What if Ash had given Misty a new bike in the second episode? Then I give my guess as to what would happen. For instance: Misty would have only been in two episodes and left Ash in the Viridian Pokemon Center. Therefore Ash would have would have run out into the Viridian Forest and accidentally fallen into a random volcano. The "What ifs" are in blue, the answers are in red. I hope you like these hilarious things created by my random mind.

What if Brock didn't try to marry all the Officer Jenny's, Nurse Joys, etc, etc. he met?

Then he wouldn't have run off with Prof. Ivy and her three creepy girls (Who were those creepy kids anyway?) to live on that island. Tracey would have never joined the show, and there would be much rejoicing. However watching Brock drool over every girl he saw was quite entertaining. We will all miss Brock's comments such as, "Florinda, what a beautiful name for a wife."

What if Tracey had never joined the show?

There would be great rejoicing.

What if Tracey didn't state the blindingly obvious (Like when he gets stuck in a pile of dirt and responds, "Boy, I was really stuck!")?

There would be great rejoicing.

What if Tracey ran away to join a "Random Acts Group" (or RAG)?

There would be great rejoicing.

What if Tracey exploded?

There would be great rejoicing.

What if Meowth had gotten Togepi?

Togepi would eventually run away. Ten years later, Meowth and Togepi would be on the Jerry Springer show (Hosted by Jerry Springer's preserved head). There would be a huge fight and both would be hauled of to Maine where they would learn to live together…until Meowth cracked and ate Togepi over easy for dinner.

What if James had married Jessiebell?

He would have survived for 7 minutes before she killed him. Jessie and Meowth would have gotten a new partner but it wouldn't have worked out because the name of their new partner wouldn't have worked out.

What if Pikachu always returned to it's Pokeball?

Pikachu would have probably ended up being released or given away similar to Primeape or Butterfree. A random giant thing with big teeth would have eaten Ash.

What if Charizard obeyed Ash?

That would mean Ash was a good trainer. Also, Ash would have been so over confidant in the Pokemon league he would have used a different Pokemon that probably never obeyed and lost anyway.

What if Ash had won in the Pokemon League?

Yeah right! But if he did win, the show would have probably ended. Either that or Ash's head would have inflated until he floated away like a Pidgey in a hurricane. Hmm…maybe Ash should have won.

What if James didn't cross-dress?

Half the fun of Team Rocket is watching to see how James will somehow be "forced" to wear a dress. In my personal opinion, the best example of his cross-dressing would be the fact that he wore a wedding dress in the Nidoran episode and Ash and co. didn't recognize him.

What if the egg hadn't hatched into Togepi?

Either:
A) It would have been a Psyduck and Misty would end up with it anyway.
B) Jessie & James would have stolen it from Meowth and cooked it like he wanted to. Or
C) James would have kicked it, and it would have evolved into an Aerodactyl and eaten everybody.