The sheep poked at Team Rocket with its spear as it lead them to its civilization. The city of Baa stood proudly with its various statues and paintings depicting noble sheep warriors dying gallant deaths at the hands of humans. The sheep directed its captives to a large throne where a giant sheep sat.
"Humans!" It growled, "I am the ruler of Baa! My people call me The Ram!"
As sheep cannot speak, other than "baa," The Ram was the only sheep that could actually speak English (why it chose speak English was a mystery). And it was barely English at all. It sounded more like a monkey with laryngitis being strangled to death by a disgruntled postman. Though its voice was the fourth worst sound in the universe (the third being a Garton beetle's mating call from the planet Krom, the second being a whistling Trian flower from a small planet in the Larron galaxy, and the first being a Brittany Spears concert), it was still possible to understand what it was saying.
"Because you have stopped our leader, the great Joe, from destroying this planet, you must die." The Ram garbled.
"Die!" Jessie squeaked.
"Oh Jessie!"
"Oh James!"
"Silence, to kill you, we will use our most horrific weapon of all. My minions, bring out The Backstreet Boys!" The Ram laughed maniacally.
A number of sheep wheeled out a large stage. Suddenly, The Backstreet Boys appeared on the stage and began to sing. Many of the sheep fell over dead in an instant, but Team Rocket simply pouted.
"Ugh, look at their outfits." Jessie snorted.
"And their hair. Come on Jess, let's give these sheep a real show." James suggested.
Jessie and James made their way to the stage. Snapping the necks of The Backstreet Boys, they each grabbed a microphone and began to sing their motto. This performance was recorded as the fifth worst sound in the entire universe. Several sheep exploded and The Ram sent in two of his guards who yanked Team Rocket off the stage.
"Fine, we will give you a chance to leave alive. Just west of here is a large snake pit. In the center is the Brittany Spears CD I lost last month. If you can bring it back, we'll let you live." The Ram growled.
"And if we refuse?" Jessie asked.
"We'll eat you." The Ram laughed.
"EAT US!" Team Rocket gasped.
"Oh Jessie!"
"Oh James!"
Team Rocket flew into a fear hug.
"Jim, take them to the pit. If they survive, we'll be waiting to eat them when they leave." The Ram snickered to his guard.
A short time later, Team Rocket stared into a large sandpit full of slimy black snakes.
"Baa!" said Jim as he pushed them into the pit.
Upon seeing the snakes in front of them, Team Rocket flew into another fear hug. "
Wait a minute." Said James as he reached into his pocket.
He pulled out the retractable Pikachu grabber that they had used so many times. Locating the CD half buried in the sand; James extended the grabber and plucked the CD out. After retrieving it, Jessie and James celebrated with another hug.
"Oh Jessie!"
"Oh James!"
They triumphantly climbed out of the pit, only to discover hundreds, thousands, millions of sheep all waiting for them with their teeth bared, and all of them foaming at the mouth. Team Rocket flew into a fear hug before running for their lives screaming their heads off.
A few miles away, Bob had finished the repairs on The Irregular Penguin. Hearing Team Rocket's screams, he sighed.
"Number 33421, get out here now!" he shouted.
Colby pulled up in the orange cart.
"Howdy what do you need? I need more coffee. Lots of coffee. Well why did you call me?" it jabbered.
"Shut up and go pick up those stupid humans." Bob sighed.
"Okedoke, YEEEEHAW!" Colby screeched as it flew off in search of Jessie and James.
Bob sighed. At least it would all be over soon.
Jessie and James were getting tired. They couldn't run much further, and the sheep were gaining on them.
"Oh Jessie!"
"Oh James!"
Suddenly, Colby flew up in the cart.
"Howdy kids how about a ride unless you want to get eaten by these sheep!" Colby said quickly.
Team Rocket jumped on to the cart and headed back towards The Irregular Penguin. Jessie and James celebrated with a crying hug.
"Oh Jessie!"
"Oh James!"
The sheep, realizing that their targets had escaped them and had taken the precious Brittany Spears CD, began to fight amongst themselves until only a few remained.
"Hey, you're back. What were you two doing? I could hear you from here." Bob snickered upon Team Rocket's return.
"The sheep, they tried to eat us!" James gasped.
"Sure, whatever, I heard you two. Don't deny it, I know what was going on, now come on. We have a lot to do, that is, if you two want to get back to your own time."
"You mean, we can get back to our own planet and our own time?" Jessie exclaimed.
"Ugh, why do humans have to be so stupid? Follow me inside and I'll explain." Bob sighed.
They entered the room with the armchairs and beanbag chairs and sat down. Bob handed both Jessie and James a margarita.
"Careful, " he cautioned, "I tend to make these a little too strong for humans."
Jessie and James chugged the drinks and began to giggle uncontrollably.
"Ok, our plan is to find another illegal time hole. They're all over the place, so it shouldn't be too hard. After those drinks, I suppose you'll be wanting to get back to your room eh?" said Bob.
"You bet!" James giggled.
"Oh Jessie!"
"Oh James!"
As Team Rocket began to make out, Bob screeched and called for Colby to take the drunk Rockets to their room. Team Rocket stumbled out of the orange cart and raced into the room, slamming the door shut. Once again, the electric mops and patrol bots stopped outside the room to eavesdrop. Due to the image of Jessie and James making out, Bob spent the night in the bathroom throwing up as the ship scanned for time holes and began to drift slowly through space.