As Team Rocket left their room the next morning, the electric mops and patrol bots scurried away from the door and whistled innocently. Colby was already there in the orange cart.
"YEEEEEEHAA! Geez you kids made Bob sick all night but oh well let's get y'all to the bridge!" Colby cackled.
Team Rocket blushed as the cart zoomed to the bridge where a very pale looking Bob waited for them.
"Stupid humans. You kept me up all night with that horrible image of the two of you playing tonsil hockey." Bob muttered, "You're in luck though. I found a time hole that can take you two back in time to before the world stopped existing."
"We're going home?" Jessie squealed.
"Oh Jessie!"
"Oh James!"
"No! Stop! My stomach can't take it! Just control yourselves and listen. There's a shop down there that sells illegal stuff that the Universal Government doesn't know about. They have the time hole, but we don't have much money. We're going to have to go on a quest." Bob explained.
"Quest?" asked Team Rocket in unison.
"Yep. We'll have to travel to some remote region of the universe and retrieve a long lost object." Said Bob.
Team Rocket began a fear hug, but seeing the nauseous look on Bob's face, they simply whimpered nervously. The Irregular Penguin touched down on the planet of Karfan. Colby loaded Bob and Team Rocket into the cart and they buzzed down streets and alleyways before stopping in front of a little shop. A little bell chimed as they walked into the shop. Standing behind the counter was a rather large banana.
"Hey, Bob, it's been awhile." The banana wheezed.
"Ed, how are you? Anyway, we're looking for a time hole. One that will take us back to 7:17 PM on February 14th, 2001." Bob said.
"I'm no idiot Bob," the banana sniffled, "You haven't got any money. You'd be stupid to pay with a quest. I got what you need, but you're a friend of mine. I'd never send you on a quest like this."
Bob grinned maliciously at Team Rocket, "What is it? I got two humans with me. They'll make pretty good shields if I need em'," he laughed.
Bob and the banana laughed at this for awhile. Jessie pulled James into another room of the shop where they began poking at a large assortment of bizarre weapons. James picked up a metal ring resembling a doughnut.
"Jess look!" he giggled pressing a small red button, "A metal doughnut!"
"James, that doughnut is beeping!" Jessie exclaimed.
There was a loud BANG, and smoke curled its way out of the room. Bob and the banana sighed before returning to the plot.
"Ok, what you gotta do is find planet Duck in the Larron galaxy. There's a Brittany Spears CD being guarded there and I want it." the banana coughed.
"Nothing we can't handle. Hey humans, you still alive back there?" Bob called.
Jessie and James walked out of the room badly charred and smoke was rising from them.
"Stupid Humans." Bob sighed.
On the bridge of The Irregular Penguin, the three travelers landed on the planet Duck.
"What are we doing here?" asked Jessie as they stepped out of the ship.
Bob showed them a picture of the CD.
"Wait we have…" James began, but Bob cut him off.
"Quiet. The Ducks are approaching and they have Trian flowers." Bob interrupted. A score of ducks marched forward. The leader was carrying a large potted plant with a sock over its flower.
"Why have you come?" the leader quacked.
"To observe and appreciate this planet and its occupants." Bob praised.
"Take them into the city." The leader of the ducks decided.
"Oh Jessie!"
"Oh James!"
"Oh God, my stomach!" Bob moaned.
The ducks lead Bob and Team Rocket and Bob into a rather modern looking city. The leader brought them to a large office building where they were brought before the mighty overlord, Steve. On Steve's desk sat a second plant, identical to the one the leader was carrying.
"Thanks Captain Yuppie. So, you three have come here to kiss up, is that it?" Steve quacked.
"Of course your highness," Bob oozed, spotting the CD on Steve's desk, "May I offer you a T-shirt?" he plopped a T-shirt down over the CD. The T-shirt read:I Traveled Across The Universe With Two Stupid Humans And All I Have To Offer Is This Lousy Shirt.
Steve frowned at the shirt, "No thanks," he growled, "but if you wish to learn more about the planet, please follow me into the film strip room."
Bob nodded, picking up the shirt and making sure to take the CD underneath. After a long and boring film strip about the history of the planet and how the Brittany Spears CD was the symbol of the planet (Through which Team Rocket spent making out, and Bob spent throwing up), Steve lead them back to the ship.
"You see, " the duck leader quacked, "The CD is the symbol of our planet because of its horrible sound. It is the worst in the universe. Copies of it are very rare and valuable. If anyone were to steal it, they would meet their death."
"Death?" Team Rocket squeaked.
"Oh Jessie!"
"Oh James!"
Bob became violently sick. He dropped the T-shirt and the CD fell out. Steve gasped. He picked up a megaphone.
"Citizens of the planet Duck! This is your leader Steve! The CD is being stolen! Bring your Trian flowers, hurry!" Steve shouted.
Millions of ducks began to chase after the three travelers with the potted plants, tearing the socks of the flowers. A horrid whistling began to emit from the purple flowers. The travelers began to weaken. Forgetting the CD, they ran as fast as they could back to The Irregular Penguin.
"We lost the CD. I'm gonna be stuck with you humans forever." Bob moaned.
"Ugh, got any Advil? My head's about to explode." Jessie complained.
"Hey, wait a minute, " said James as he removed the CD from his pocket, "I got a copy from those sheep back on Earth."
"YOU HAD A COPY ALL ALONG?!" Bob shouted.
"I tried to tell you, but you didn't listen." James explained.
Bob sprinted towards James to punish him, but Jessie got there first. After beating him into a pulp, she calmed herself down and picked up the CD.
"Well, at least we have a copy. Let's go bring this to that banana!" Jessie suggested.
As The Irregular Penguin drifted back to Karfan, a black warship followed them.