Chapter 4
Narrator: After some serious screaming to wait up, all the scouts, plus outers run over to the big UPS building where the Negaverse waits impatiently for them.

Ann: They're late.
Bob: What else is new?
Birdie: That's odd, normally they always know what we're doing and when.
Rubeus: I'm giving them 30 more seconds to get their Sailor @L%s over here. One…
Birdie: Do de do de do
Ann: (Humming) hmmmmmm.
Rubeus: Two…
Bob: *Whistle *
Rubeus: Three…
Moon: THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rubeus and Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ann: Babies.
Birdie: It's about time.
Rubeus: (Stammering) wha-, who-, how-, DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!
Moon: Aino seigno sera fuku bishoushou senshi Sailormoon! Tsukini kawate, oshoukyo!
Mars: I'm impressed.
Rubeus: Uh, fer me la butsh?
Bob: No entiendo.
Ann: Blick blah ich darf blech!
Birdie: I'm not even gonna try.
Saturn: What in the name of Mike did you just say?
Moon: I said my battle speech in Japanese. I tell you what, that thing really needed some sprucing up.
Luna: (Sarcastic) oh yea Sailor Moon, you really strike fear into every villains heart.
Moon: Thanks!
Pluto: So where did Zoicite, Malachite, Jedite, and Neflite go?
Ann: Dead.
Birdie: Gone.
Rubeus: Expired.
Bob: Gone bye-bye.
Venus: Dangit! That Malachite was such a cutie!
Jupiter: Excuse me, Neflite was so much cuter!
Mars: (Making a buzzer sound) aaaannnnnnn! You're both wrong, its Jedite who's the cutest!
Mercury: At least act like you're more interested in the fight than in boys for awhile, please?
Pluto: Don't even bother, Mercury.
Chibi-Moon: Is this what happens when you become a teenager?
Mercury: Uh, pretty much.
Chibi-Moon: AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't wanna be a teenager! Kill me, kill me now!
Uranus: Sorry, gotta protect your royal butt.
Neptune: Wish we could though.
Chibi-Moon: L&^%!
Mercury: Now where's that Luna P.?
Chibi-Moon: Oops…LUNA P.!!!!!!!!!!
Rubeus: I'd be willing to take her off your hands for ya!
Jupiter: Sorry Rubes, no can do, thanks for the offer, though.
Rubeus: ©™#$!
Chibi-Moon: MERCURY!!!!!!!!!!!
Mercury: Now I know that space ship is around here somewhere…
Rubeus: (Quickly) AA!
Ann: So are we gonna fight or what?
Jupiter: I'm all for fighting.
Venus: I'm all for talking.
Jupiter: Lazy.
Venus: Am not.
Jupiter: Are too.
Venus: Am not.
Jupiter: Are too.
Venus: Am not.
Jupiter: Are too.
Pluto: Enough! You two sound just like Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars!
Venus: So?
Pluto: I can hardly wait to see the day you people graduate from school.
Jupiter: WE GRADUATE!?!?!?!?
Pluto: Uh, eventually.
Venus: Eventually?
Pluto: Yea.
Venus: I take it you just said something that you weren't supposed to.
Pluto: Yup.
Mars: MARS FLAME SNIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All 4 Generals: AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Hot hot hot!
Venus: VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ann: That is the worst excuse for a power I've ever heard in my life.
Bob: AAAAAAAAA!!! I've got makeup on!!! Help!!!
Uranus: WORLD SHAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All 4 Generals: I'm SHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKiiiiiINnnGGGGGGG!!!
Neptune: You da man!
Chibi-Moon: Don't you mean woman?
Neptune: Butt out, Chibs.
Chibi-Moon: Mommy!
Moon: MOON TIARA…!!!!!!!!!!
Neptune: All right, all right I take it back!
Moon: Better.
Ann: So Neptuna, are we gonna fight or what?
Neptune: NEPTUNA?!?!?!?
Ann: YAAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Neptune gets blasted into a brick wall by a beam of pink energy. *
Neptune: Ouch.
Uranus: Neptune! (Uranus runs over to a wounded Neptune) oh my darling! Poor thing…
Neptune: (Weakly) Uranus…
Uranus: Shhh, not another word sweetie, you just lie down now and I'll make everything okay.
Jupiter: Hello! I don't think this is something a 9 year-old and a 16 year-old who thinks like a 9 year-old should see!
Mercury: Oh gross.
Saturn: I am so gonna hurl.
Birdie: Are we gonna fight or what? We've been talking for so long that I'm starting to forget how to!
Mercury: Complain, complain.
Birdie: You wanna piece of me?
Mercury: MERCURY AQUA RAPSODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BAM! *
Birdie: …
Bob: (Sarcastically) perfect.
Venus: Well, well, well, if it ain't ol' Bob.
Bob: I am so tired of this.
Venus: Of what?
Bob: How everyone says my name.
Venus: Why?
Bob: Because, don't you hate it when I say Venus instead of Venus?
Venus: No, Bob.
Bob: Ditz.
Venus: Jerk.
Bob: Pathetic.
Venus: Pervert.
Bob: Lizard lips!
Venus: Peanut butter butt!
Bob: Wart face!
Venus: Old fart!
Mercury: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob and Venus: Geek!
Mercury: SHINE AQUA ILLUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Brrrrrrrrrr!
Venus: Hey I was just about to do that!
Mercury: Freeze him?
Venus: No, love me chain him.
Jupiter: Okay, I have had, like, no say in this what so ever so, I'm really mad. Prepare to die Negajunkies!
Ann: I take it this isn't a good thing.
Jupiter: JUPITER THUNDER DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! *
Ann: …
Jupiter: He he he, roasted, toasted, and electrocuted to a crisp.
Saturn: I hate you people. You're nothing but a worthless bunch of poopy heads! I hate you so (sticks out tongue) nya!
Rubeus: Is that honestly the best you can do?
Saturn: Yes.
Rubeus: And I thought Sailor Mercury was easy.
Mercury: Hey I resent that!
Saturn: I can't really help it, I forgot my powers.
Rubeus: (Trying and miserably failing at not laughing) you *kch * forgot *kch * your *kch * POWERS?!?!? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Saturn: You're mean!
Rubeus: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! STOP, STOP, STOP!!!! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Saturn: You big bully!
Jupiter: Just ignore him, if he continues, I'll beat his brain in for ya.
Saturn: Really?
Jupiter: Scouts honor.
Rubeus: HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mercury: Um okay, hey Sailor Moon, think it's about time ya killed the Negataods before they annoy us to death?
Moon: Ho ya! This time I'm going with the slow and scary death.
Rubeus: (Recovering from his laugh attack) You mean your *kch * halation?
Moon: No, by scepter.
Rubeus: In that case I had better grab a tub of jumbo-sized popcorn.
Moon: Why?
Rubeus: Because you take so long to activate that thing and it looks like your dancing, so I feel like I'm at a ballet or STOMP or something.
Moon: Um, okay…MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN SCEPTER ACTIVATIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rubeus: Missed us all!
Moon: Huh? Hey, what gives?
Rubeus: The fact that you were too stupid to realize that I grabbed everyone in the middle of your performance and left.
Moon: Then why am I talking to you?
Rubeus: There's a walkie-talkie behind that air-conditioner vent.
Moon: Oh.
Rubeus: So long suckers!
*There's a crackling noise that comes from behind the air-conditioning vent and then all is silent. *
Moon: Who does he think he is calling us suckers?
Chibi-Moon: SUCKERS, WHERE?!?!?!
Mercury: No where, Chibs.
Chibi-Moon: Waaaaaaaaaa! I wanted a sucker!
Everyone: Oy.

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