Chapter 5
Narrator: Well, everyone went back home after their first encounter
with the new generals. They're all tired from a hard days work and plan
to go to bed. The next day is a Sunday, lucky them and everyone is out
and about. Serena is out Darien on a lovely date, Amy is visiting Greg
at his sick bed, and Raye is sweeping the porch in front of her temple.
Lita and Mina are watching a movie starring their favorite comedian, Adam
Sandler. Haruka and Michiru are at the park um; having a little fun shall
we say? Reeny is at home causing mayhem and Hotaru to, is busy causing
yet more mayhem at her home with yet the third blown fuse in a month. Setsuna
is hanging out at the Time Gate for fun (when ya gotta get away, ya gotta
get away), and Luna and Artemis are duking it out at Central Control. Now
that everyone is cleared, on with the show!
Serena: (Dreamily) oh Daaaahrrien.
Darien: (Thinking) who am I? Why does she love me so much? How
come I have to be so much older than her? What could possibly possess her
to wear the same hairstyle day after day? Why do my bangs stick out so
far? I think I need a haircut. Why don't I, let alone anyone else in this
world have ACNE? Why can't I fall for anyone my own age? Who am I…?
Serena: Darien?
Darien: Huh?
Serena: Are you, like, okay?
Darien: Never better.
Serena: You just spaced off there that's all.
Darien: That's because I was too busy thinking about you, that's
all sweetie.
Serena: Oh muffin…
Darien: (Thinking) who am I again?
Meanwhile…
Amy: Hey there, how are you feeling?
Greg: (Throaty) like an amoeba in the premarital soup.
Amy: Oh poor thing. How was the food that I brought you?
Greg: Very good, thanks for scraping some up for me.
Amy: No problem.
Greg: After a while chicken noodle soup starts to taste like
chalk.
Amy: I know the feeling.
Greg: I'd kiss you, but I'm afraid that I'd give you my germs.
Amy: (Giggling) that's okay. Maybe some other time.
Greg: Yea.
Meanwhile…
Raye: *Sweep **sweep **sweep *, there, finally finished.
Reeny: WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Raye: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFLY SWEPT FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reeny: Huh?
Raye: YOU LITTLE BRAT, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA CLOMPING AROUND HERE
IN YOUR GRIMY, DISGUSTING, MUDDY, DIRTY, DOG-DOO'D, BUG-GUTTY, GUM-STICKY,
LITTLE SHOES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Reeny: Um, I was bored of causing pure mayhem at home?
Raye: WHY?!?!?!?!
Reeny: Because everyone there is used to it and they don't care?
Raye: GET LOST YA LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reeny: Can't make me! Remember, I the heir to the Earth throne!
Raye: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE HEIR TO THE UNIVERSAL THRONE,
GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reeny: Meanie!
Raye: @#$%^&L*J#@$™©^*®!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reeny: AMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raye: (Trying very hard to surpress her anger) mmmmmmm…
Reeny: Wow I've never seen anyone turn that shade of red before.
Raye: Get…out…or…else…
Reeny: Fine, fine, fine, I'm going, I'm going, sheesh what a
grouch!
Meanwhile…
Lita: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Mina: He he he he he!
Lita: (Trying to stop laughing) *kch * that was *kch * hilarious!
Mina: (Laughing uncontrollably) yeayeaandwhatabouthepartwhereRobbyfindsoutthatJulia'slastnamewillbeGulia?
Lita: I didn't understand a word you just said.
Mina: WhatdoyameanLita?
Lita: Put spaces between your words!
Mina: Um, um, okay.
Lita: Better, now, what were you just saying?
Mina: I said *insert deep breath here * yea, yea, and what about
the part where Robby finds out that Julia's last name will be Gulia?
Lita: Oh, yea that was a hoot!
Mina: *Kch**kch* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lita: Breathe Mina.
Mina: (Taking a deep breath) uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Lita: Good.
Meanwhile…
Haruka: Michiru…
Michiru: Haruka…
Haruka: Michiru…
Michiru: Haruka…
Haruka: Oh my darling, I can't take it any longer!
Michiru: Neither can I!
Haruka: Let's go!
Michiru: I don't think I can hold it much longer!
Haruka: There it is!
Michiru: I get dibs on the first open stall!
Haruka: Oh no you don't, I've been holding it in for an hour!
Michiru: Aaaaaaaaa! I think I'm gonna pee in my pants!
Haruka: Made it!
*Two bathroom stall doors slam shut. *
Haruka: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!
Michiru: This is bliss…
Meanwhile…
Prof. Tomoe: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hotaru: Whoops.
Prof. Tomoe: HOTARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hotaru: I am so dead…
Meanwhile…
Setsuna: I loved relaxing to the sound of a clock ticking.
Clock: *Tick **tick **tick *
Setsuna: Hmmm…
Clock: *Tick **tick **tick *
Setsuna: …
Clock: *Tick **tick **tick *
Setsuna: Okay that's enough of listening to the clock.
Meanwhile…
Luna: No way tuna-breath!
Artemis: Yes way fish-face!
Luna: No way pickle-brain!
Artemis: Yes way fur-tushie!
Luna: There is no way on the face of this Earth that any of
the Sailor Scouts would turn on us at any time!
Artemis: What about Uranus and Neptune? They are mighty suspicious
to me!
Luna: Why?
Artemis: Because! I mean, aren't they, like, hopelessly in love
with each other and would turn on us if it meant being together forever,
and even if it were in heck?
Luna: No!
Artemis: Yes!
Luna: No!
Artemis: Yes!
Narrator: Um, okay so that's the end of this part! The world
is once again safe from the forces of evil thanks to the Sailor Scouts!
The End?
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