Sailor Dorks
    By: Merc

Chapter 3
Narrator: With the end of the day drawing near, the girls pack up their picnic baskets and quickly head home with the exception of Amy. She quickly dropped by Greg's house to give him a couple of picnic goodies that she was able to save. After their quick excursions to either home or wherever, they met at Raye's temple for a very quick scout meeting before going home and going to beddy-bye. Notice how everything is quick now, guess the girls had one too many nutty-buddies.


Serena: Is this gonna be long?
Luna: Why?
Serena: Because my tummy's full and I'm sleepy, that's why.
Raye: I think someone's been hanging around Reeny too long.
Serena: For once I think you might be right.
Raye: I'm always right.
Serena: You wish.
Raye: Hey I wouldn't be talking, Odango Atama!
Serena: Odango Ata-what?
Raye: Odango Atama.
Serena: What in the name of Serenity does that mean?
Raye: You should know.
Serena: Huh?
Raye: It's Japanese, it means Dumpling Head.
Serena: Why should I have known that?
Raye: Serena, where do you live?
Serena: Heck if I know, I speak English and I live some place that writes with weird little pictures.
Lita: Does the name Tokyo ring a bell?
Serena: We live in Tokyo?
Lita: Duh!
Serena: Then why do we use American currency and speak American English?
Mina: Didn't we talk about this sometime back?
Amy: Sometimes it's best to leave odd questions unanswered.
Haruka: Does this mean that for once in your weak, pathetic, little life you have no idea?
Amy: I oughta slug you.
Haruka: Take your best shot.
Artemis: That's enough! Now, for once I'm going to be serious and say that we need to get cracking on important stuff!
Haruka: Isn't this important?
Artemis: No!
Luna: Sit down before I have to hurt you!
Haruka: (Mumbling) fine, fine, jeez, temperamental…
Luna: Hph.
Reeny: So?
Hotaru: So?
Reeny: What's the haps, why are we all here?
Artemis: Because the Negaturds are at it again.
Amy: They're on top of the UPS building from what I've got.
Haruka: You mean that really, really tall building with the big UPS sign on it?
Amy: Um, yea.
Haruka: And to think you guys all call me dumb.
Michiru:
Hotaru:
Setsuna:
Haruka: Why aren't you guys saying anything.
Reeny: Take a guess, oh smart one.
Mina: Um…so like, are we going or what?
Lita: I think the outies are still debating that.
Mina: Well the outies are stupid, let's book.
Lita: Right behind ya!
Amy: Wait for me!
Serena: And me!
Raye: And me!
*The four inner scouts plus Luna and Artemis bolt out the door leaving the outers sitting dumbfounded. *
Michiru: Abandoned once again.
Setsuna: Put a cork in it, Michiru.
Michiru: !

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