Sailor Dorks
By: Merc
Chapter 4
Narrator: Well, after the girls were able to wake up and heal
Serena (emotionally that is), they transformed and went to the Pokesta
Park. They left Luna behind, knowing her short temperedness. Little did
they know about what they were in store for, heaven knows they might need
Luna later on…
Moon: All right Merc, where are they?
Mercury: Merc?
Uranus: Just find the L^%$@#©!
Chibi-Moon: AMY!!!
Mercury: No need to yell Chibi-Moon.
Chibi-Moon: Sorry.
Neptune: Well?
Mercury: Impatient, aren't we? I'm still looking.
Venus: Now?
Mercury: No.
Venus: Now?
Mercury: No.
Venus: Now?
Mercury: NO!!!
Venus: Whoa, no need to get angry.
Jupiter: Now?
Mercury: …
Jupiter: Hey, no fair ignoring me!
Venus: Now?
Mercury: …
Mars: Hurry it up…
Jupiter: Now?
Mercury: (Her computer beeping) yes.
Jupiter: Finally.
Mercury: They're over in the East End of the park with some
sort of, um, thing.
Saturn: What thing?
Mercury: I don't know, it's just a thing.
Jupiter: Hey why are you guys saying thing weird?
Mars: Oh and you aren't?
Uranus: Thing.
Neptune: Thing.
Moon: Quit it you guys, you're starting to freak me out.
Mars: Thing, thing, thing, thing, thing, thing, thing…
Moon: Quit it!
Mars: Thing, thing, thing, thing, thing, thing…
Moon: Stop it Mars, that's an order from your leader!
Artemis: As much as I hate to say it, she has a point.
Mars: L*&©!
Pluto: So, are we going or not?
Venus: Why does everyone keep asking that?
Uranus: It's getting annoying.
Neptune: I'll second that.
Saturn: I'll third that.
Pluto: Um, yea, let's go!
Artemis: Yay!
Everyone: *Groan*
*Everyone runs to the East End of the park where the 4 generals wait
for them with some sort of evil thing. *
Moon: THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE HERE!!!
Malachite: MUST YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!?!?!?!?
Moon: Yes.
Malachite: Sheesh! One more of that phrase being yelled and
I'll go deaf!
Moon: THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE HERE!!!
Zoicite: My poor ears.
Malachite: What?
Moon: I am Sailor Moon! Champion of… oh just skip it.
Malachite: WHAT?!?!?!
Moon: What?
Malachite: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
Mars: Cool, he really did go deaf.
Moon: All right! We found a weapon, everyone on the count of
three scream the Sailor Scouts are here really loud with me.
Neflite: Uh-oh.
Moon: One, two, THREE!
Everyone: THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE HERE!!!
Jedite: DID SOMEONE JUST SAY SOMETHING!?!?!?
Zoicite: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Jupiter: What?
Neflite: WHAT?!?!?!?
Mars: What?
Jedite: WHAT?!?!?!
Mercury: Okay everyone, let's start attacking!
Saturn: Why? I'm having fun just screaming at them.
Mercury: Because otherwise this was a wasted trip.
Uranus: She's got a good point there.
Michiru: DEEP SUBMERGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All 4 Generals: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uranus: WORLD SHAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All 4 Generals: IIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMM
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNG
GGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
Mercury: MERCURY AQUA RAPSODY!!!
Pluto: DEAD SCREAM!!!
Mars: MARS FLAME SNIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All 4 Generals: AAAA!!! Hot hot hot!
Saturn: Um, uh, er, YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neflite: (Struggling) That's…the…best…you…can…do…?
Saturn: Um, yes.
Neflite: What's your power?
Saturn: Don't know, I forgot it.
Neflite: And they say I'm stupid.
Saturn: Hey!
Venus: VENUS HEART THERAPY KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoicite: Heart therapy kiss? Some power…
*BAM!!!*
Zoicite: Ouch.
Malachite: OOOOOOWWWWWWWIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neflite: (Sniffling) that hurt.
Venus: He he he.
Mercury: MERCURY ICESTORM BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All 4 Generals: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Jedite: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoicite: WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?
Jedite: Frostbite…I…hate…frostbite!
Mercury: He he he.
Venus: Hey that's my laugh!
Mercury: You never got the rights to it, so anyone can take
it.
Venus: I hate you.
Mercury: Why?
Venus: Because you're so smart and I'm…
Mercury: So stupid?
Venus: Exactly…hey wait a minute!
Mars: Hey Moon!
Moon: What?
Mars: Aren't you going to kill this thing yet?
Moon: No.
Mars: Why not?
Moon: Because Jupiter didn't get a chance to use her powers.
Mars: OH FOR THE LOVE OF BUDDAH JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moon: Just for that I'm not killing the bad guys until you apologize.
Mars: Jeezum Crackers.
Jupiter: JUPITER THUNDER DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All 4 Generals: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Jupiter: Yea! Woohoo!!! I'm the best!!!
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Moon: I'm waiting…
Chibi-Moon: AAAAAAAAAA!!! Mommy they got me!
Moon: (Hurriedly) MOON SCEPTER HALATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All 4 Generals: OH #$%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mars: Dusted!
Jedite: Not quite…
Moon: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TRY TO
KILL YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Zoicite: A lot from the looks of things.
Moon: L#$%!!!
Chibi-Moon: AMY!!!
Jedite: Who's Amy?
Mercury: (Starts whistling innocently) *whistle*
Uranus: No one.
Pluto: Uh, her evil twin.
Neflite: Just what we need, her to have a twin.
Jedite: THAT LITTLE FUNGUS HAS A TWIN?!?!?!?!
Chibi-Moon: Hey!
Malachite: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Zoicite: I think it's time we headed back. Don't worry you stupid
Sailor Brats, we'll be back!
Jupiter: (Sarcastically) ooooooooo, we're SOOOOOOOOO scared.
Neflite: Shut up, Jupe.
Jupiter: JUPE?!?!?!? Hey, why does everyone keep telling me
to shut up?
Neptune: We like to.
Jupiter: Well, quit it. It's getting annoying!
Everyone: Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!!!!!
Jupiter: If you don't stop, I'll use my awesomely cool super
powers on YOU!!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Mercury: Don't worry Jupiter, Charter can help.
Jupiter: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mars: Whoa, don't spaz.
Jupiter: He he he.
*Just then the 4 Generals disappear.*
Chapter 5