Sailor Dorks
By: Merc
Chapter 2
Narrator: Well, this time Queen Beryl wasn't notified about
the generals last failing attempt to kill the scouts for fear of the queen
of all spaz attacks. However, Ann and Alan got so mad that they went home
to sulk, swear, and beat up pillows. The 4 Sisters decided to become good
again, and Rubeus went to the Negamoon Hospital for his injuries. Wise
Man was so peeved that he nearly strangled Bob to death. The 4 Generals
were able to just barely save Bob, he is currently in critical condition
at the Negamoon Hospital. Emerald broke a bunch of windows screaming about
how mad she was at the Sailor Scouts and was thrown out of Jedite's house.
Jedite, Zoicite, Malachite, and Neflite (who is finally better) are hanging
out at Jedite's house talking. So that' s it for the Negaverse, so on with
the story!
Jedite: (Dreamily) Emerald's hot.
Malachite: No way, it is so Ann.
Jedite: She's married!
Malachite: So? She's still hotter than Emerald.
Zoicite: Ahem.
Malachite: (Becoming as stiff as a board) oh ©&^%.
Zoicite: What about me? Aren't I a babe?
Malachite: Why of course Zoi, you're the most babeolicious of
them all!
Zoicite: Thank you.
Jedite: (Coughing) *Cou--suck up--gh*
Malachite: (Giving Jedite his legendary ice stare) grrrrrrr…
Jedite: Eeeeeeeee…
Neflite: What's all the e's about?
Zoicite: The stare.
Neflite: Eeee, the stare. What did Jedite say?
Zoicite: That Malachite sucks up to me.
Neflite: Oh well, I thought Jedite had made up some sort of
statement about him.
Malachite: Hey!
Neflite: For once in his life, Jedite is actually right.
Malachite: (Growing madder) mmmmm… YAAG!!!
*SLAM!!!*
Neflite: …
Jedite: *Shaky breathing*
Malachite: Anyone else?
Jedite: Uh, be right back…
*Jedite runs outside. *
Jedite: AAAAAAAAA!!!
*Meanwhile inside *
Neflite: Did anyone just hear someone scream?
Zoicite: No
Malachite: That goes double for me.
Zoicite: Why?
Neflite: Oh nothing really, I just thought that I heard someone
scream just now that's all.
Malachite: Oh.
Chapter 3