Authors Notes: I don't really have anything to
say this time around. This is my last part until I can get part 7 done.
Rissa/Mizuno Ami, Serena/Tsukino Serena, Susie/Sailor Phoenix, and Kit
Kat, great stories! I loved them so much. They are very good series. If
you forgot, they were "For The Love Of Mercury" by: Mizuno Ami (buddy!)
and "Sailor Moon H(ope)" by: Tsukino Serena (pal!). "The Other Serenity"
by: Sailor Phoenix and "Love Lost" by: Kit Kat. I loved them all very much,
so keep up the good work! Listen, I'm in dire need for some suggestions
here so if you think you have one that would be good for a comedy then
lay it on me! I have another story that I might put on but I'm a little
weary about it. I'm not the best at love stories, but I try. Maybe, if
you're persuasive enough (if you're confused, I'm talking to you, the reader
right now). Well, enough jabbering, on with the show!
Rating: G or and definite Y, bring in the 2-year-olds!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN SAILOR MOON AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONE
LITTLE BIT, THE ONLY THINGS THAT I OWN OF IT ARE A FEW ITEMS OF MERCHANDISE
AND THIS STORY AND THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, NOT SUEING,
I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Dorks Part 5
By: Merc
*Note: Moshi moshi is how the Japanese answer
their phones, it basically means hello hello. Hey, you learn something
new everyday! *
*Another note: Pokesta is how you say pocket
monsters in Japanese and that's the original name for Pokemon. It's pronounced
Poke- (you already know that part), shta (honest!).
Narrator: Moshi moshi! Welcome to the next edition (run for your
lives!) of Sailor Dorks! Well, this time the scouts are in school, which
is odd because they have so many breaks it's as though they don't even
have school. Anyway, it had been about a month since the last big attack.
The Ryoga Grocery Store was rebuilt with the help of about 1000 volunteers
who loved the store and its prices too much to just leave it a giant crater.
Well, Serena is in detention, Raye is at the temple sweeping, Amy's at
cram school (and not with Greg for a change), and Lita is cooking at her
apartment. Mina and Artemis are hanging out somewhere, Luna is at her favorite
trashcan, and Hotaru is sitting around doing nothing. Setsuna is busy working
on homework, Haruka is studying, and Michiru is practicing her violin in
the same room as Haruka. Well, that should cover everything, so on with
the show!
Serena: *Grumble* *grumble* *write* *write*.
Ms. Haruna: Serena, are you done with that paper yet?
Serena: *Grumble*, almost, *grumble**grumble*…
Meanwhile…
Raye: Do de do de do de do *sweep**sweep**sweep*
Chad: Do be do be do *dust**dust**dust*
Grandpa: Shoebe dobe do *pour**pour**pour*
Raye: Hmmm hmm hmm hmm…
Chad: *Whistle**whistle**whistle*
Grandpa: (Popping his lips) pop pop pop pop…
Raye: Dum de dum de… huh? Oh, just when my day was going so
well! (Raye looks at her briefcase that has currently 3 unfinished homework
assignments), well, I can fix that.
*Raye tosses her briefcase out the window. *
Raye: That's better… la ti da la ti da la ti da…
Meanwhile…
Amy: *Write**write**write**write**write**write*…
Teacher: Okay class, 30 more minutes.
Amy: (Mumbling, and looking at her exam which is 160 problems
long) Great, I'm only on problem 150.
Teacher: Yes Ms. Anderson?
Amy: Huh?
Teacher: You were commenting on something last I recall.
Amy: (Blushing) Oh, uh, er, n-, oh, um, you-, uh, sorry.
Teacher: You'd better be.
Amy: Hmp…
Meanwhile…
Lita: (Singing and cooking) I WOULD SWALLOW MY PRIDE, I WOULD
TOP ON THE RINES, BUT THE LACK THERE OF WOULD LEAVE ME EMPTY INSIDE, I
WOULD SWALLOW MY DOUBTS, TURN IT INSIDE OUT, FIND NOTHIN' BUT FAITH AND
NOTHIN', WANT TO PUT MY TEMDER HEART IN A BLENDER, WATCH IT SPIN ROUND'
TO A BEAUTIFUL ABLIVION, RONDE-VOUS THAN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Knock knock*
Lita: *TIE ME TO THE BEDPOOOOOOOST… huh?
*Lita walks over to the door and opens it. *
Lita: Yea?
Lady: Would you mind keeping it down a tad, my child is trying
to sleep.
Lita: And you are…
Lady: Your new next door neighbor.
Lita: Oh, uh, sorry.
Lady: That's fine, *sniff**sniff* say, something smells like
it's burning.
Lita: OH NO, NOT MY CHICKEN CATCHITORY!!!
*Lita and races from the door to the kitchen at lightning speed, wait,
that was a really bad pun. Get it, lightning speed? *
Lady: Oh dear…
Meanwhile…
Mina: Well, anyway, I said to her, I said, sure but you know
what they say, nothing adventured nothing sprained.
Artemis: (Dong a double take) no no Mina! It's nothing ventured
nothing gained, not nothing adventured nothing sprained.
Mina: Oh, uh, well I meant to say that, anyway, she looked at
me weird and said, whatever you dumb blonde, drop dead and stop breathing
my air. And I said to her, whatever you loser, I don't want to be around
you anyway, and she said, you blondes are getting worse.
Artemis: This girl sounds like a major creep, who is she?
Mina: Ann Treahugher.
Artemis: Now where does that name sound familiar?
Mina: ?
Artemis: Now I know that I've heard that name from somewhere
before… now let's see… Treahugher, Treahugher… ugh! Where have I heard
that name before?
Mina: Have you lost it?
Artemis: (Saying silently to himself) Treahugher, Treahugher,
Treahugher…
Mina: Um…
Meanwhile…
Haruka: Hmmm…
Michiru: (Playing her violin) dooooooooooooo, do, do, do, do,
dooooooo!
Haruka: That sounds very good Michiru.
Michiru: (Blushing) Thanks Ruky.
Haruka: No problem Michy.
Michiru: (Blushing and giggling) te he he he he he.
Meanwhile…
Hotaru: …
Luna: …
Hotaru: …
Luna: …
Hotaru: …
Luna: …
Hotaru: I though that you were at your favorite trashcan.
Luna: I was until I got bored and went wandering around until
I stumbled upon your house and decided to come on in.
Hotaru: …
Luna: …
Hotaru: …
Luna: How did you know?
Hotaru: Uh, a little bird told me.
Luna: Oh…
Hotaru: …
Luna: …
Hotaru: …
Luna: I…am…so…bored…
Hotaru: So leave.
Luna: Why? This is heaven compared to a night in Serena's bedroom.
Hotaru: But you spend every night in Serena's bedroom.
Luna: My point exactly.
Hotaru: …
Luna: …
Meanwhile…
Setsuna: Do de do de do
Book: *Flip**flip**flip*
Setsuna: …
Book: …
Setsuna: *Scribble**scribble**scribble*
Book: *Fli-- RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!*
Setsuna: OH #*$%!!!
Meanwhile…
Narrator: Can it be? I seem to have left out a character in
the story. I hope I don't get fired for this. Um, well Darien, who I (accidentally)
left out is at home sitting on his big, fat, butt on his big, fat, leather
couch collecting his thoughts.
Darien: Who am I? Why did Queen Serenity's hair go white so
prematurely? Must have been trying to keep up with Serena that did it.
What is a hot dog made out of? How come Ann and Alan's last name's both
Treahugher? Oh dear,
I think I know why. I wonder when their wedding was. Why is Reeny's
hair pink? Must be from either a color job or she got it from Serena's
side of the family. How long has Serena had that weird hairstyle? How can
Amy's blue hair be natural? Her hair must have been the result of an early
drug to help her mom get pregnant. Yea, that has to be it, either that
or she's a genetic accident. Cool! Why did Michiru dye her hair light sea
green? Was pizza Americanized or was it Worldized? Who is the Smoking Man?
I still don't know! What does Neo mean (note: Neo Queen Serenity for an
example)? Who am I…?
Chapter 2