Sailor Dorks
By: Merc
Chapter 5
Narrator: It's later on that week and all is good (mostly).
The people of Tokyo decided to forgive the scouts after they figured that
it was better to have a blown up grocery store than a blown up world. The
scouts are all very relieved by this (why wouldn't they be). Serena and
Raye are fighting at Raye's temple, Amy and Greg are studying, and Lita
and Mina are hanging out at the mall with Luna and Artemis. Michiru and
Haruka are watching the rest of the Daytona 500 that Haruka taped after
she had been called to the scout meeting earlier. Hotaru and Reeny are
window shopping at a strip
mall, Darien is sitting on top of a building somewhere still trying
to collect his thoughts, and Setsuna is sitting at home just being bored.
Now that we have everyone cleared up, on with the show!
Serena: I say Sweet Tokyo High is the best show to ever come
out!
Raye: No way! It's so Temple Traveling With Bob The Monk!
Serena: Temple Traveling With Bob The Monk? That's the lamest
show I've ever heard!
Raye: Oh ya?
Serena: Ya!
Raye: Thpthpthpthpthp!
Serena: Thpthpthpthpthpthpthp!
Raye: THPTHPTHPTHPTHTPTHP!!!
Serena: THPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHP!!!
Raye: THPTHPTHPTHP!!!
Serena: Hey wait a minute!
Raye: Thpthp… huh?
Serena: Something just hit me here, I thought you hated TV!
Raye: I do!
Serena: Then why are we arguing about TV shows if you never
watch TV?
Raye: I do once in awhile.
Serena: But you just said that you hated TV.
Raye: So? I watch some shows that are worth my time on the tube.
Serena: I'm lost.
Meanwhile…
Lita: I…am…so…bored.
Mina: …Ditto…
Luna: You're bored? What about us poor cats?
Lita: So…go away then…you don't…have to hang around us…rain
clouds.
Mina: …Really…
Artemis: I would except I'm having too much fun teasing you.
Mina: …Shut up Artemis…
Artemis: Hey, you two don't have any money, and no boyfriends,
which leaves you with us cats! He he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Lita: …Ugh…
Luna: …
*BAM!!! *
Artemis: OW!!! Luna, what was that for?
Luna: …you…are…so…annoying…Artemis…
Lita: Here here.
Mina: …Really…
Artemis: …(Mumbling) party poopers.
Meanwhile…
Haruka: COME ON JOHNSON, SLAM THAT GUY!!! NO, THE PIT STOP!!!
BRAKE AT THE PIT STOP!!! NO, NOT TOO LONG AROUND THE BEND!!!
*CRASH!!! *
*BAM!!! *
*BOOM!!! *
* OH AND JOHNSON IS OUT OF THE RACE AFTER AN INCREDABLE LEAD FOR THREE
LAPS!!! *
Haruka: NO!!!
Michiru: Uh, NO!!!
Haruka: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU IDIOT!?!?!?!
Michiru: Um, YA, YOU IMBOSILE!!!
Haruka: HOW COULD YOU JUST BLOW OFF THAT PIT STOP LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?
YOU HAD NEXT TO NO FUEL AND A LOOSE WHEEL!!!
Michiru:…Oh yea, YOU @#$%^!!! What were you thinking?
Haruka: You don't get this, do you sweetie?
Michiru: I'm trying.
Haruka: That's okay, I love you no matter what you understand
and don't.
Michiru: Oh, Haruka.
Haruka: Michiru…
Michiru: Haruka…
Haruka: Michiru…
*AND ANDERSON TAKES TH-- *click *
Meanwhile…
Setsuna: I…am…so…bored…
Wall: …
Setsuna: I…am…so…very…bored…
Wall: …
Setsuna: …Much company you are…
Wall: …
Meanwhile…
Darien: (Thinking) Who am I? Why did the Negaverse team up against
us and somehow end up loosing? Why am I the only boy on the scout team?
Why am I attracted to Serena when I'm 4 years older than her? What do I
do for a
living? Why did I come back to Japan when I was perfectly happy in
America? Who is Reeny? Who invented homework? Why do I wear such a stupid
outfit when I'm battling the Negaverse? I wonder who thought of the idea
of me fighting them in style with such an annoying cape? Why do those hand
clickers that are used in the Spanish community played whenever I show
up? Why do I talk like a haiku when I'm about to battle? Who am I…
Meanwhile…
Amy: …
Greg: …
Amy: …
Greg: Good book?
Amy: Yea, yours?
Greg: Okay.
Amy: What's the title?
Greg: War and Peace.
Amy: Oh, I read that book. It's pretty long, but it gets interesting
later on.
Greg: Cool, what are you reading?
Amy: Book of Virtues.
Greg: I read that book, it's pretty good.
Amy: Yea, I like it so far.
Greg: …
Amy: …
Greg: *Sigh *
Amy: Hmm?
Greg: …
Amy: Are you okay?
Greg: Yea, why?
Amy: (Blushing) well, you just keep glancing at me that's all.
Greg: (Blushing) sorry.
Amy: Don't be.
Greg: Um…
Amy: Hmm?
Greg: Could I maybe kiss you?
Amy: You know my answer is always yes.
Greg: (Blushing and smiling) Hmm.
Amy: (Giggling) Hey…!
Meanwhile…
Reeny: La la la la la la LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA-TI-DA!!!
Hotaru: Umm, could you keep it down a tad, Reeny?
Reeny: No.
Hotaru: Why not?
Reeny: Because I love to annoy people.
Hotaru: Oh.
Reeny: …
Hotaru: …
Reeny: …
Hotaru: …
Reeny: …
Hotaru: Why the sudden silence?
Reeny: I got nuttin' to do.
Hotaru: Well then, what are we doing right now?
Reeny: I forgot.
Hotaru: Talk about a short-term memory.
Reeny: HEY!!!
Hotaru: Well, in case you forgot we're window shopping at a
strip-mall.
Reeny: Oh.
Hotaru: There's no one but me to annoy, is that it?
Reeny: Yea.
Hotaru: Well then, next time why don't we go to a strip-mall
that hasn't been deserted by the whole city.
Reeny: Good idea.
Narrator: Well, our scouts' lives have finally gotten back to
normal. The world is safe once more, and everyone has forgiven them for
the destruction of the best grocery store in the city. It seems that everyone
is happy, so all is good!
Thank you for reading this addition of Sailor Dorks. I'm the Narrator
saying good day!
THE END?
Any suggestions? I really need some for part 7 (I have the worst case
of writers block); all I have for it is, well, not really anything. I don't
care if you e-mail me or not. My rule though, NO SAILOR GAYS (yucky detailed
kissing among others of the same sex), NO S-L-X (this is comedy for everyone,
not mature people only), and NO ICKY, GROSS, VIOLENCE (read about the no
s-L-x thing)!!!!!!!!!! The address: ejpiette@pconline.com
Until next week!
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