Sailor Dorks
 By: Merc

Chapter 3
Narrator: Now, while all this is going on, the people that the 4 Generals sent out for came as soon as they could. Everyone had seemed to change over the years too: Ann and Alan have since been married, the 4 Sisters got new wardrobes, Rubeus finally changed his hair for the better (cut it to a good length), and the Wise Man got a new robe. Emerald had been taking voice lessons and now has a more tolerable laugh, Diamond changed his outfit to the more 90's style, and Sapphire changed his name to Bob.

Ann: I hope the Doom Tree can survive without us.
Alan: It will my sweet, don't you worry.
Ann: (Lovey-Dovey) Oh Alan, you always know just what to say.
Zoicite: Oh puke.
Malachite: Listen, you're all here to because we have sent you to help us.
Prisma: No duh.
Catsey: It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out.
Malachite: Um, yea, anyway, we need your help in catching those mangy Sailor Scouts. They always seem to destroy our plans no matter what we do!
Diamond: Um, well, dude, how do we know what you've failed at so that, like, we can know not to make the same mistakes that you did?
Jedite: Good question, we put together this videotape of our failures so that you can watch and learn!
Birdie: You're scaring me.
Jedite: How?
Birdie: You sound way too optimistic.
Jedite: Oh.
Malachite: Is it set up Zoicite?
Zoicite: Yup, she's ready to roll!
Malachite: All right everyone, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!
Bob: This should be interesting.

*The videotape runs for about 2 hours and finishes. *
Malachite: Any questions or comments?
Wise Man: I've got one, you guys are pathetic!
Malachite: Is that a question or a comment?
Wise Man: Uh that's a comment, Sherlock.
Malachite: Oh.
Zoicite: Duh.
Malachite: Hey!
Rubeus: So, are we gonna get cracking on a plan or what?
Emerald: Yea, let's get those retarded scouts for good this time *inset evil cackle here *!
*Everyone leaves except for Ann, Alan, and Avary who stay behind for a moment. *
Avary: Uh, Ann, Alan, can I ask you something?
Ann: Yea?
Avary: What's that Doom Tree thing that you were talking about?
Ann: Better let Alan explain that one.
Alan: Well, this tree is what gives us our energy and life.
Avary: So…
Ann: If the TREE dies, WE die!
Avary: Whoa, no need to get crabby!
Alan: Really Ann, there's nothing to get worked up about.
Avary: One more question, is Ann a sucker for pink or what?
Alan: Anything pink she loves, it's gets real annoying after awhile though. Call her the pink freak if you will.
Ann: ALLEN!!!
Alan: What? I was just telling her about your pink habit and your love to for that tree of ours.
Ann: If the TREE dies, We die ALLEN!
Alan: Wow, sorry I even suggested!
Ann: Darien's MINE sleaze!
Avary: Whoa where did that come from?
Alan: I haven't a clue.
Ann: Hey, I was just contemplating this. OK, so, if the tree dies, then we die?
Alan: I'm lost.
Avary: What?
Ann: All I want is to be kissed by my prince and fall in LOVE!
Alan: Ann, are you all right?
Ann: Don't forget ALLEN, if the tree dies, we die.
Alan: Um, yea, whatever you say Ann.
Ann: (Facing Avary) Give me your energy!
Avary: (Scared out of her wits) AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Alan: Ann, calm down!
Ann: What are those brown things?
Alan: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Ann: So, you're saying, if we die, then it could be because the tree died?
Alan: I'm gone.
*Alan sprints through the door leaving Ann to herself. *
Ann: Hey Allen, wait for me!
 
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