Rating: G or Y, the 2-year-old thing again (hey kiddies, any ideas?)

Disclaimer: *Sigh * I…DO…NOT…OWN…SAILOR…MOON…/…THE…OTHER…SAILOR…
SCOUTS. I…HATE…LAWYERS…SO…NO…SAILOR…AUTHOR…LAWYERS…AROUND…ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Sailor Dorks Part 4
    By: Merc

*Note: A little later on there are addresses to evil villains in this story. I would like to say that I've taken the liberty of copying off my telephone the numbers that spell things. Each address and zip code is a word in numerical form. Call it a puzzle if you want to, all you have to do to decode it is look on your phone and keep trying letters until you either get a word or a name. Also, keep tabs and look closely at the last names of each person. Some of them are spelled weird so that it's hard to get, but after awhile you'll get what the last name says. When you are done or if you do not want to decode anything, you can refer to the code breaker sheet that I typed up for these. This sheet includes the address, zip code, and last name of each person(s) in this thing. One last thing, I purposely made the zip codes 8 numbers instead of 5 in the spirit of the story. *

*Another note: Naru is Molly's name in the Japanese series of Sailor Moon, and just for the fun of telling Japanese names in this note, Melvin's name is Umino in the Japanese series. *

*Some more notes: In the Stars series in Sailor Moon, Darien goes to America so the scouts end up battling without him. The Stars series is only showing in Japan, it's the only series that hasn't been translated yet. *

Narrator: Hello and welcome the 4th addition of Sailor Dorks! I know that by now you're probably not even going to look at another one of these but as you can plainly see the author is desperate for excuses to have the computer. Anyway, it's been awhile since the last Negaverse attack and the generals are out of ideas. Queen Beryl, once she heard about their
one-millionth failure went insane and blew up half of her castle in one monster spaz attack. She's in the process of recovery while her castle is under renovation after the attack. The generals heard from an outside source that Queen Beryl knew where they were and fled to Jedite's house in the Negaverse. Neflite was blown out of his icy case by Beryl and is now on portable life support, and Zoicite is playing nurse and reading (again) by Neflite's bedside. Jedite is now out of his body cast and wandering around his house, and Malachite is throwing whatever he can at a homemade sailor scout target. Now then, on with the show!

Malachite: That's it?
Zoicite: Yup.
Malachite: I thought we were their only enemies.
Zoicite: We were, until we kicked the bucket.
Jedite: I.e. the R series and up.
Malachite: Huh?
Jedite: You'll get it someday.
Malachite: But we're alive.
Jedite: That's right, we came back after the Stars series and the Starlight's hung up their uniforms for good.
Malachite: HUH!?!?!?
Zoicite: Oh boy…
 
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