Sailor Dorks
By: Merc
Chapter 2
Narrator: At the Negaverse the 4 generals are all still fuming
after their embarrassing loss to the Sailor Scouts. Queen Beryl had had
a spaz attack earlier that month and was just about ready to kill them.
They ran into hiding at Neflite's very cool temple type thingy where the
stars rule everything. Zoicite especially had a fun time staring at the
swirling stars and once and awhile that cool beam that would blast down
from the center star-type thing. Jedite had finally thawed out after all
the generals and Queen Beryl with her spaz attack blasted him out. He is
currently in a body cast and still can't speak. Neflite's hanging around
reading astrology books, and Malachite is using his cool slicey type weapons
to chop down trees because he's so angry at those meddling scouts.
Neflite: Do de do de do.
Zoicite: (hypnotized) so pretty…
Jedite: Mph.
Malachite: (Angrily) YAAAAG!!!
*SLAM!!! *
Neflite: Would you please be more quiet, I'm trying to read.
Malachite: No.
Neflite: Pretty please?
Malachite: No.
Neflite: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Malachite: No.
Neflite: ZOICITE!!!
Zoicite: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Neflite: CAN YOU GET MALACHITE TO STOP CHOPPING DOWN TREES WITH
HIS SLICEY TYPE WEAPONS!!!
Zoicite: MALACHITE, STOP DRIVING NEFLITE NUTS WITH YOUR TREE
CUTTING HABIT!!!
Malachite: (Mumbling) fine.
Neflite: Thank you.
Malachite: Ya know, I'm sick of those stupid Sailor Scouts always
ruining our plans. I say we destroy them after a thorough investigation
on what annoys them and/or what makes them feel all gooey inside, i.e.
love.
Jedite: Mphmphmphmphmphmphmphmphmph.
Malachite: Huh?
Neflite: He said that that's a good idea and that we need to
start thinking up more insults to call those Sailor Scouts because the
ones we have are really old.
Malachite: Wow, you can say that all in one breath?
Neflite: My special talent.
Malachite: Cool.
Zoicite: (Walking out onto the porch to join them) well, what
are we waiting for? Let's get started!
Chapter 3