Authors Notes: Hi Again! Nothing much to say right at the moment. I'm now working on Part 7 and it's coming along really nicely. I hope you all like my stories! Tune in next week for part 4!

Dedications:
Rissa/Mizuno Ami: Yes her story is coming along really smoothly. I'm hooked on it now and all I have to say is to give it a try! It really is some good, quality reading. All the way Rissa!
Serena/Tsukino Serena: Her story is coming along great also. She told me that she's been writing like a nut, so there's a
lot more parts to come out! I can hardly wait! I'm hooked on her series too; it really is very good. Serena, you go girl!
Kit Kat: Her stories are sad, but they are really well written. If you're into reading some very well worded yet sad stories,
and then you might want to grab a box of tissues. Really nice job on your stories Kit Kat, thanks for the support!
Susie/Sailor Phoenix: Great author here. She's written "The Other Serenity" and now "The Fall Of Atlantis". Very good detail, nice person, and a currently a new aunt. Congrats on the new member of the family!
Anna G.: She's a really sweet person who's given me some great ideas for part 7. Very supportive and now thinking of writing a fanfic of her own. All the power to ya Anna!
Marissa/My Little Sister: The greatest person to ever enter my life (even if she does act like a widget-brain a times). She's
written some, but she's the one who edits and reads my stories and also the one who's been keeping the series going. Love ya Marissa!

Rating: G or a definite Y, insert the 2 year-old thing here

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon. I really wish I did, but I can't. Darn! Again, I don't own her or anyone else for that matter so lay off!
 
 

Sailor Dorks Part 2
  By: Merc

Characters:
Serena Warren……………Sailor Moon
Amy Anderson……………Sailor Mercury
Raye Hino…………………Sailor Mars
Lita Kino…………………  Sailor Jupiter
Mina Aino…………………Sailor Venus
Haruka…………………….Sailor Uranus
Michiru……………………Sailor Neptune
Hotaru……………………. Sailor Saturn
Setsuna…………………….Sailor Pluto
Reeny Warren…………… Sailor Chibi (mini)-Moon
Darien……………………..Is Tuxedo Mask in the TV series, but in the story he's portrayed as Serena's boyfriend who
                                             hasn't got a clue of who he is.
Mr. Warren………………..Serena's Dad
Mrs. Warren………………Serena's Mom
Sammy……………………. Serena's Brother

*Note: Inokonumaki is pronounced "In", as in sing, "oko", as in oh-k-oh (long k as in ka), "num", as in numerator (fraction term for the top number), "ak", as in sock, and "ki", as in key  *

*Another note: 3.1415927 is the actual # for pi. or at least, as high as an 8-digit calculator can go because, as anyone over 6th grade knows, pi. goes on forever. *

*Yet another note: Odango Atama means dumpling head in Japanese, which Raye and Darien in the Japanese version calls Serena instead of Meatball Head. *

*Yes people, another note. You know you love them: There is a crossover in the last chapter of Sailor Dorks, so look for it, after all, only an idiot can't catch it. *


Narrator: Hi, it's me again, the narrator. Welcome to another exciting (not) sequel of Sailor Dorks. It's been 3 months since the last attempt by the Negaverse to kill (or ruthlessly torment, whichever comes first) the Sailor Scouts. It's been the longest gap since they can remember (or at least, what memory they have left) which has made them both a little
nervous and very happy for the long break. Serena is at a restaurant with Darien and is pigging out on the food, making Darien just a scooch embarrassed. Amy is on a date with Greg at another restaurant after going steady with him for 3 months (refer back to last episode of Sailor Dorks). Raye is cleaning out the temple with Chad and Hotaru is off at Ranma Jewelers looking at the pretty earrings. Haruka is at work selling the jewelry there (Ranma Jewelers for those who can't take a hint), and Michiru is at home clinging to a teddy bear and hoping that Haruka comes back soon. Lita is over at the mall drooling over more buys, Mina is at the movies looking at cute guys, and Reeny is actually not driving anyone nuts for the night (the family is getting worried). Luna is at home sleeping like a rock (wonder why?), and Artemis is at his home trying to recover (still) from his latest injuries. He has however, gotten the bandages off of his legs and his tail, though he still has bandages around his whole head and stomach.  Setsuna is studying for a huge test that she has in biology somewhere. Now that we have everyone cleared, on with the story!



Serena: Mmmm! Mphmphmphmphmph!
Darien: (Embarrassed) not so loud, Serena, people are staring.
Serena: *GULP! * Well let them! See if we care!
Darien: Actually, I do.
Serena: (Whining) but this food is so good.
Darien: All right, all right, stop whining, whatever you say.
Serena: Yay!
Darien: Of all people, why did it have to be her?
Serena: Mph, mphmpmhpmhp *gulp * *chew * *chew * *swallow *.


Meanwhile…
Amy: This was a wonderful idea, I've never been here before.
Greg: Neither have I, this is pretty new for me too.
Amy: So how did your test in Advanced Economics go?
Greg: Not to good. I got an A.
Amy: Ouch.
Greg: You?
Amy: Same, I was really hoping for an A+ to pull up my grade from an A.
Greg: Ditto.
Amy: Hmmm.
Greg: Yup, oh well, we're here to have some fun, lets forget school for now.
Amy: (Smiling) sounds good to me.


Meanwhile…
Michiru: (rocking back and forth with the teddy bear) Haruka, Haruka, Haruka, Haruka, Haruka... Oh I hope he's (Haruka is a she just for a quick F.Y.I. for the unaware) okay…


Meanwhile…
Lita: Hmmm. That one's pretty cute, oh but then there's that other one with the earring! Oh, now he reminds me of my old boyfriend Freddie. No wait, he's much cuter than Freddie and he's a lot cooler than Freddie because Freddie dumped me…
Mina: Talking to yourself again?
Lita: Mina?
Mina: In the skin.
Lita: You mean in the flesh.
Mina: Whatever.
Lita: What are you doing here? I thought you were at the movies swooning over other guys.
Mina: I was until the guard got mad at me for loitering and threw me out.
Lita: Ouch.
Mina: My butt hurts.
Lita: (sarcastically) I wonder why.
Mina: That guard's got one big fat lawsuit coming his way.
Lita: Do you have lawyer?
Mina: No, but I'll get one.
Lita: Why? You have to pay them 400-some bucks an hour and that's not counting the fact that if you lose then you lost a bunch of money.
Mina: I know, but wouldn't it be cool to sue anyway? Call my lawyer! That's my lawyer on the phone. Excuse me, I have to consult my lawyer first. I've always wanted to say those!
Lita: (rolling her eyes) girl you are in some serious need of psychiatric care.
Mina: Hey!
Lita: He he.


Meanwhile…
Reeny:
Sammy: Is it just me or is Reeny acting really weird tonight?
Mrs. Warren: I think it's wonderful that Reeny's so quiet and thoughtful.
Sammy: Uh, sure mom.
Reeny: (Pretty much out of it) hmmm.
Sammy: Now she's really starting to creep me out.
Mr. Warren: Oh, Sammy don't worry about it. She must just be tired or decided to give us a break.
Sammy: Um, okay.
Reeny: *Sigh *
Sammy: I think that I'm gonna play some Sailor V now.
Reeny:
Sammy: (Mumbling) wow, normally she wants to watch me. This is getting really weird.
Reeny:


Meanwhile…
Raye: Dum de dum de do…
* CRASH!!! *
Raye: What the @#$%?
Chad: Oh ©®™%!
Raye: What the… what happened?!
Chad: (shaking) I-I-I w-w-was s-s-sweeping h-h-here and and and I-I-I kinda, um, well, ya see Raye I-I-I…
Raye: You didn't.
Chad: S-s-s-sorry about that. I-I-I didn't see it.
Raye: (Loosing her cool really fast) that was a priceless Family Heirloom (raising her voice slowly) THat YOu JUST DESTROYED!!!
*Raye starts to swing her broom at Chad, narrowly missing his head. Chad starts to run around the temple, Raye close behind trying to hit him hard.*
Chad: AAAAAAA!!!
Raye: THAT WAS A PRICELESS VASE OVER 100 YEARS OLD YOU PERVERT!!!
Chad: Sssssssssoooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Raye: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
Chad: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!


Meanwhile…
Setsuna: *Grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble… *
Librarian: Shh!
Setsuna: ?
Librarian: (Whispering) this is a library, keep your complaints to yourself!
Setsuna: (Whispering) then why don't you?
Librarian: (Whispering) Oh my! OUT NOW!
Setsuna: (Whispering) gladly!
Librarian: (Mumbling) no good little hooligans think they can do whatever they want whenever they want…
Setsuna: (Outside) what a grump! See if I ever come here again! Shoot, I checked out a book.


Meanwhile…
Hotaru: (Hypnotized) so pretty.
Haruka: Are you gonna buy those?
Hotaru: Huh, what? Haruka?
Haruka: I work here remember?
Hotaru: No I didn't.
Haruka: Remember when I was checking out Amy's ring to see if it was real and you asked how I would know?
Hotaru: No.
Haruka: Do you remember anything?
Hotaru: Oh yea, lots a stuff. Let's see, I remember that I want a boyfriend just like Greg who can dish it out for a serious 24 carot diamond, that my 8-digit calculator goes up to 3.1415927 for pi., that under extreme heat hydrogen turns into helium…
Haruka: You can remember how high your calculator can go for pi., and you can't even remember 3 months ago when I inspected Amy's ring and told you that I worked here?
Hotaru: Um, well, I guess so.
Haruka: Go figure.
Hotaru: Huh?
Haruka: You have the world's most selective memory.
Hotaru: Is that a compliment?
Haruka: Um, no.
Hotaru: Oh.


Meanwhile…
Luna: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Meanwhile…
Artemis: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzglosogsajhfweuyrw? Mph, mphmph (translated: bad dream). Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Meanwhile…
Amy: Thanks for the lovely dinner.
Greg: You're welcome.
Amy: What do you want to do now?
Greg: I dunno, walk through the park maybe.
Amy: Okay.
*Amy and Greg walk to the park talking about school and tests and grades. They reach a bridge over the river where Greg stops her and kisses her pretty good. *


Meanwhile…
*Mina and Lita are walking through the park on their way home from the mall. The got bored (and broke at the food court) at staring at boys and decided to take the long way home. *
Mina: Well.
Lita: Well.
Mina: So.
Lita: Like.
Mina: Whatever.
Lita: Uh huh.
Mina: (Squinting) hey is that Amy up there?
Lita: Yup, and there's Greg… whoa!
Mina: Wow, I never knew she could kiss like that.
Lita: Ditto!
Mina: No fair, why does the group nerd get the great boyfriend?
Lita: I don't know, but I want him if it means a cool 24-carot diamond ring!
Mina: Same here.


Meanwhile…
*At the other end of the park… *
Serena: Mmm that was good!
Darien: After what I paid it should've been.
Serena: What was that muffin?
Darien: Nothing!
Serena: Oh, you're so sweet.
Darien: And so are you, my princess.
Serena: (Giggling) oh Darien stop.
Darien: He he.
*Darien grabs Serena and gives her his own patented Darien kiss. *


Meanwhile…
*Michiru couldn't wait another second for Haruka and decided to find her (him if you prefer). She decided to take a walk through the south side of the park and came across Serena and Darien. *
Michiru: (Whispering) is he kissing her or eating her face? Wow, man he can kiss. Oh Haruka…
 
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