Sailor Dorks
By: Merc
Chapter 2
Narrator: Queen Beryl has been brewing up a nasty little scheme
to get back at the Sailor Scouts for killing her best warrior, Boligrafo.
Beryl: (mad) Ooooooooooo, I'm gonna kill those pain in the @#$
Sailor Scouts!
Jedite: (appears from thin air) My queen, the other 4 generals
and I have come up with a rather decent plan.
Beryl: Well?
Jedite: We go face to face and apologize for all the pain and
misery we have caused them.
Beryl: Excuse me?
Jedite: That's only the beginning. When they think that we have
become allies, we will kill them!
Beryl and Jedite: (evil sounding cackle) Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha!
Meanwhile…
Narrator: The scouts are all at Raye's temple for the usual
scout meeting. Amy's missing for some unknown reason, so the scouts are
taking advantage of it.
Raye: Wait, you mean you actually saw a guy kiss Amy?!
Serena: Yea and I think it was her first kiss to!
Lita: Whoa!
Haruka: (chanting) Go Amy, go Amy!
Hotaru: Who would've thought? I mean, she's supposed to be the
unpopular genius and all…
Reeny: Eew! Doesn't anyone get tired of seeing people kiss?
Serena: Raye, I've been meaning to ask you, did you ever kill
that beetle?
Raye: Nope, got away when I tried to stick him in a paper shredder.
Michiru: Since when did you have a paper shredder?
Raye: Dunno, I know that it showed up when I took that stupid
thing in to put into the microwave.
Setsuna: You tried to stick a beetle in a microwave?
Raye: I was, but then I saw the paper shredder.
Mina: Plot hole!
Everyone: ?
Mina: What?
Setsuna: Wait, how'd we get from some guy kissing Amy to beetles
and paper shredders?
Hotaru: Good question.
Luna: Don't you girls ever get tired of gossip and stuff? I
mean, the Negaverse could come and suck up the world with a giant vacuum
cleaner any minute and you're talking about sticking indestructible beetles
into paper shredders!
Artemis: Indestructible beetle, where?!
Luna: Calm down Artemis!
Artemis: Aaaaaaaaaaa! Hide me, hide me now!
Mina: After how much I paid for that last bill for the vet,
I'm not going to let you outta my sight ever again!
Artemis: I'm dead.
* Just then Amy walks through the door *
Amy: Hello everyone!
* Everyone glances at her *
Amy: What?
Reeny: Serena saw some cute guy kissing you.
Serena: Greg Ryo.
Reeny: Whatever.
Amy: (blushing) Oh.
Serena: Dang girl, was that your first kiss? Because if so than
you're a true natural!
Amy: …
Haruka: You go girl!
Michiru: Way to go!
Amy: (shyly and blushing) Um, yea… that's great. Listen, I was
coming from the park and I passed by the candy shop on my way here.
Haruka: And you're telling us this because…
Amy: I got some bad vibes. 10 bucks the Negaverse is at work.
Haruka and Michiru and Lita: You're on!
Artemis: Negaverse, WHERE???????
Luna: At the candy shop you dingbat!
Artemis: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! We're all gonna die! Aaaaaaaaaaaa!
Mina: Not the microwave, Artemis!
Artemis: Aaaaaaaa! Hot hot hot!
Mina: There goes another 400 bucks out of my account.
Serena: I feel for you girl.
Mina: Can we swap pets?
Serena: I don't think so.
Chapter 3