Sailor Dorks
By: Merc
Chapter 4
Narrator: All of the scouts are at Raye's temple a few days
after the Negaverse had attacked. That includes the badly bruised Artemis
who looks more like the living dead than an injured cat.
Mina: Tehehe, Artemis you look like a mummy cat.
Artemis: (fuming) not funny.
Luna: Well, at least things are back to normal again, or at
least until next week when some other Negajunkie will wander into our planet.
Lita: Luna!
Luna: Tehe.
Haruka: Well, I'm mad that I got out without having a cool battle
wound or two to show off.
Artemis: (grumbling) Easy for you to say.
Haruka: Whatever Arteshmuck.
Artemis: ARTESHMUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haruka: Yo, not so loud Artichoke.
Artemis: ARTICHOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haruka: Yea, isn't that your name Achilles?
Artemis: ACHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michiru: Give it up Haruka, you'll never get Aphrodite's name
right.
Artemis: APHRODITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hotaru: I always heard his name was Aries.
Artemis: ARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: Shut up cat.
Artemis: (flustered) oy.
Amy: Whatever.
Lita: Hey Ames what's this you're reading?
Serena: Biochemistry Level 2.
Mina: BIOCHEMISTRY!!!!!!!!!!????????
Amy: So?
Everyone: Oy.
Amy: Why me?
Narrator: So our heroines have saved the planet once more and
unfortunately lived to tell about it. Let's all hope that there'll be a
better battle sometime in the near future.
THE END?
Note: Just for the heck of it, I decided to show anyone who reads this
sad excuse for a story what the scouts names show up as on my spell check.
Serena – Serena
Amy – Amy
Lita – Litter
Mina – Ina
Luna – Ulna
Artemis – Airtimes
Haruka – Hark
Michiru – Miter
Hotaru – Hotter
Reeny – Renee
Setsuna – Sestina
Boligrafo – No Spelling Suggestions
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Like it? I hope so, I worked on it a lot. A quick F.Y.I, I already have
parts 2,3, and 4, done, I just want you to hang onto this one until
next week. Don't worry though, I won't forget to submit! Part 5 is nearly
done also to stick around! I'm not really big on getting too many e-mails
here, so I would appreciate it if you wouldn't e-mail me unless you love
the story a ton or have a really major suggestion for me. Thank you, here's
the address (I have to give it out, submission rules): ejpiette@pconline.com.
Come back next week now for the next exciting story of Sailor Dorks!
Thanks again Rissa!
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