Authors notes: Okay everyone, this is my first
fanfic that I've ever submitted so be nice. It's a comedy and so I hope
that you all get a good laugh out of it. For all you Japanese people I'm
sorry, I decided to go with the English names. Also, the reason for the
character info was for my friend who is still figuring out Michiru, Haruka,
Setsuna, and Hotaru.
These were originally written for both her and my sister, but my friend
Rissa told me to submit it. By the way, you've got to read Rissa'a series,
it's called "For The Love Of Mercury". It's really good, thanks for the
support Rissa! Okay, enough chitchat, I'll let you read the story now.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I absolutely, positively, one hundred percent, DO
NOT OWN SAILOR MOON!!! I wish I did, then I'd get DIC to quit butchering
the series, but seeing as how I don't, anyone who wants to stick a lawyer
in my face is really in for it. I DON'T OWN IT, I DON'T OWN IT, I DON'T
OWN IT!!!
Rated: G or a definite Y, even 2-year-olds could read this and
be okay.
By: Merc
Sailor Dorks
By: Merc
Characters: (note: all are true to the series)
Serena Warren…………………..Sailor Moon
Amy Anderson…………………..Sailor Mercury
Raye Hino………………………..Sailor Mars
Lita Kino…………………………Sailor Jupiter
Mina Aino………………………..Sailor Venus
Haruka…………………………...Sailor Uranus
Michiru…………………………..Sailor Neptune
Reeny Warren…………………...Sailor Chibi (mini)-Moon
Hotaru Tomeo…………………...Sailor Saturn
Setsuna…………………………...Sailor Pluto
Note: The monster's name in this story is Spanish. Her name is Spanish
for pen or in some Latin American countries, pencil and pen.
Narrator: It was just another day in Tokyo, Japan. School had
just ended, and life was as it usually was. Serena had detention until
who knows when, Amy was at Cram School, Lita was drooling over Andrew at
the arcade, Mina was at the movies with Raye swooning over the latest hunk
fresh from America, Leonardo DiCaprio. Haruka and Michiru were swooning
over each other at the malt shop, Setsuna was at the library studying,
Reeny was driving her swim teacher at the YMCA nuts, and Hotaru was busy
at home adding yet another lamp to her already huge collection of lamps.
Serena: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I've been in here for three hours!
Why can't I leave?!
Ms. Haruna: Serena you know perfectly well why your still here,
now get back to work while I fume some more over Eric dumping me!
Serena: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Meanwhile…
Haruka: (dreamily) Michiru…
Michiru: (dreamily, gooey-eyed look) Haruka…
Haruka: SSSSSLLLLLUUUURRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!
Michiru: Hey, you finished the last of the soda!
Haruka: (sweatdropping) Sorry.
Meanwhile…
Mina: Nooooooooooooooo! Not Jack! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Raye: And he was such a stud! * Sniff sniff *
Mina: God he's cute, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Jack don't die!
Both: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile…
Lita: WHAT????? THIS @#$@!%#! WHY I OUGHTA !@#$&$@&*%^&#!
THIS THING'S RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew: Hey Lita, everything all right?
Lita: !@#$%^&*! Huh? Oh, hi Andrew, what a surprise, he
he.
Andrew: I didn't know you were here. How are you?
Lita: (sheepishly) fine, never better.
Andrew: Sure? You were doing some serious swearing at this Sailor
V game.
Lita: Oh, well I was just letting off some steam from the day
and all…
Meanwhile…
Teacher: Would someone please explain how Japan's Constitutional
Monarchy works?
(Amy raises her hand)
Teacher: Yes Amy?
Amy: The Constitutional Monarchy of Japan is but a man or woman
of power, normally consisting of a king, queen, or an emperor that rules
a land under their power. Their potency is what runs our wicked society
full of stereotypes and activists.
Class: ?
Teacher: Uh, very good Amy, uh…
Meanwhile…
Reeny: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Instructor: REENY GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reeny: (evil he he's) He he he he.
Instructor: NO REENY, NOT THE………………….
Chapter 2