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A tale...(continued)
By Dark Lord Eric
Through great struggle and heavy losses our heroes were able to escape the Dark Confines of Square LA, and have regrouped in the Former Square of America building at Redmont, Washington.
Kain: Okay, Square has apperantly gone insane. Did anyone survive the sudden change?
Locke: I don't think so.
Butz: Somebody HAS to have survived!
Terra: Nope, Nobutsu has been assimulated, Ted Woosey, The Unofficial Squaresoft page...
Sabin: NOT THE UNOFFICIAL SQUARESOFT PAGE!!!!!!
Locke: Hey hold on, Butz, why are YOU here? FFV was never released in America!
Butz: You think things are all hunky dory in Japan? It's bad enough that they're making all their games for the Playstation, but they're planning on cutting off from North America TOTALLY!!!
Suddenly, a door bursts open, and a Square Lieutenent barges in with 20 Borg, all wearing Playstation clothes.
Lansing: I'm afraid you know too much, Butz. (shoots Butz with some High Tech crap they stuffed into FFVII)
Butz: S...st...stop.....them................(dies)
Kain: RUUUUAGH!! Okay, you #@$! Playstation Geeks, we have had it with your Tyranny! Consider this a revolt!!! (jumps up and tears the Square flag off the pole and quickly raises a Nintendo flag upon it)
Lansing: You can't do that! We created you!
Magus: Yeah, and Nintendo created you! And look what you did to them.
Lansing: That's different! We're the greatest RPG company in the world! We can do whatever we WANT!!!
Edge: Yeah, and we're celebrities, and we can do whatever WE want! (throws a Ninja Star at Lansing)
Lansing: Hahahahaha!!! (The Ninja Star is sucked into his gut and sizzles away)
Cyan: D...dear me...
Frog: They hath sold their souls to the Devil!!!!
Lansing: AND Bill Gates! Hahahahaha!!!!!!
Rydia: I know what to do! (Casts oBahamut)
Bahamut: YOU!! You put me in a crappy Playstation game AND left it to rot in that filthy radioactive republic of yours!
Lansing: No...NO!! Don't do this! Think of all the great times you could have on a CD Rom! The Graphics, the power....
Bahamut: I could have the same, NOT be waiting for ten minutes to get into a town, AND save 90% of the space on the Nintendo 64!
Lansing: YOU CAN'T! You are a trademark of Square! You can't separate!
Bahamut: HA! (beats the crap out of Lansing and his Borg troupe, MegaNukes them, tears them to tiny little pieces and feeds them to the birds, etc.)
Suddenly a crack of thunder is heard, and the Evil Square President stands before them...
Evil Square Prez: I am most displeased.... (transforms in a blue flame)
Celes: It's Kefka! Kefka has taken over Square!
Locke: No wonder Square is doing all these stupid things....
Kefka: Uwee Hee hee..... Revenge!!! You cannot escape me! I will tear you down!
All: You'd better think again, Kefka!
Kefka: (Holds his hands in the air and FF3 Final Boss is refought......)
Can our heroes stop this evil madness? Maybe not, but YOU can! Stop Square, stop them from destroying the entire world of video gaming!!!
Chapter 2 by Casper
Chapter 3 by Eric
Chapter 3 by Casper
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