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Chapter 3
By Dark Lord Eric
}(Okay, this has gone far enough. I hearby declare myself at war with Eric. A war of words. I won't tolerate seeing the Playstation being ripped apart without some resistance. The first message was funny, but this is just over the top.)
Alright! Story war!
}Barret ran into the room, his huge gun blazing. Every one turned at this unfamiliar sound, and Edgar said, "What is that magnificent weapon?"
}Aerith ran in after and shouted, "Don't you see? This is how Kefka plans to destroy you - by not destroying your physical essence, but by destroying your true self."
}"Explain, woman." Edge said quietly.
}Tifa dashed in, replying, "Kefka knows he cannot beat you, you are too strong. But by making you turn against us, he hopes to weaken and thus crush you."
}"You lie!" Locke shouted.
}Cloud walked in silently and said, "No, she tells the truth. Eventually, you will turn among yourselves - Rydia, Edge, Kain, Butz, you will believe your world is better, and Terra, Celes, Edgar, Cyan, you shall strive to enforce your belief also."
}Cyan stopped his SwordTech and studied Cloud, "Methinks the spiky-haired one speaks the truth. It sounds much like one of Kefka's unholy schemes."
}Kain shouted, "Well then, let's finish him!"
}"Your life ends here, Kefka!" Frog added.
}Cloud, Cyan, Kain and Frogo stoodd before Kefka. He cried, "No, my plan has been undone! Nevertheless, I shall slaughter you all!"
}They nod to each other. Then, as one, their swords were raised high. With a concerted yell, they charged at Kefka, executing the first-ever QuadTech.
}"No!!!" Kefka cried as he disintegrated under the shockwave. "So much power!!! It is not possible!!! AAAAHHHHHHhhhhh....!!!"
}And thus was the story of the Second End of Kefka.
But then, Tifa, Barret, Froggo, Cloud and Aerith stood before them.
"Now that that little twerp is out of the way, we can initiate our master plan!" laughed Cloud.
"Pardon?" asked Frog.
"WE are now the head of Square!" laughed Barret. "And now we will put an end to Nintendo once and for all!"
"You can't!" shouted Edgar.
"Shut up!" growled Barret, who then shoots Edgar with his stupid gun.
"What kind of coward's weapon is that?" shouted Edward in disgust.
"Coward?" asked Barret. "You anger me. Me kill you now." Barret jumped on his Motorcycle.
"Ack! More technological crap!" shouted Cid.
But fortunately for them, Cecil boarded Butz' chocobo, and rushed the moving bike. The force of Cecil's Paladin energy was enough to turn Barret to dust.
Cloud: Ha! We possess the ultimate weapon! Observe!
A large screen comes out of nowhere and shows the city of Redmont.
Froggo: Okay, now our little plot should be complete right NOW!
Suddenly, Lavos begins to burst from the ground, almost beside the former Square of America headquarters. He is refitted with armor made of CDs, and he begins to fire copies of FFVII upon the peaceful town. Redmont begins to burn in flames.
Cyan: Barbarians!
Cloud: Later. (He and his bastard allies beam up into some high-tech airship that makes FFVII totally suck.)
Can our heroes defeat the new Playstation-made Lavos? Stay tuned!
Chapter 3 by Casper
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