When we last left our beleagured heroes, Marie had morphed into Mario, Trystan was rolling around gagging at the sight of all the N64 stuff, Locke2 was helpless as the Vorpal, Morandan had an identity crisis, and the Cult was swarming in again...
Cult: Mario is god...Mario is god...Mario is...
Trystan: *gack*...*hack*...
Tritoch: So, shall we do the Heimlich on Trystan, or shall we save our own butts?
Morandan: We have to save him! He's a List Moderator!
Tritoch: Yeah, but if he's gone, then you and Locke2 will wield more power.
Locke2: Yeah!
Locke2: He means ME, you dolt!
Locke2: HA! Can't do anything now, you stinky Vorpal!
Locke2: Wanna BET?!? (sprouts legs and comes running after Locke2)
Locke2: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! (runs around the room)
Tritoch: ...And if you get rid of Locke2, the ENTIRE list will be under your sole control!!!
Morandan: Oooh...I like that...*twitch* *twitch*
Cult: Mario is god...Mario is god...Mario is...
Morandan: (snaps out of it) My god, what am I thinking?? We have to save the FFML first, or else there won't BE a list for someone to be moderator OF!
Tritoch: Yeah, you're right...okay, what shall we do?
Locke2: (running around) STOP IT!! STOP IT!!
Trystan: *gag*...*ack*...
Morandan: First we get Trystan functioning again.
So Tritoch uses Ice to bring him back to his senses.
Trystan: I just had...
Tritoch: It ain't a dream, bub.
Trystan: WHAT?? (looks around and sees Marie/o and the Cult) NOOOOOOO!!
Morandan: (grabs him and shakes him ferociously) Don't you DARE go swooning again!! We need your help!
Trystan: Crud, I thought I was gonna be able to get out of the rest of the story.
Tritoch: Don't even think about it.
Trystan: Where's Marie?
Morandan: The cult stretched out the "E" in her name, so she changed into "Mario."
Trystan: What's going on with Locke2 and...who's that other guy??
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