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Save the FFML! Part 9
By Schala
More trouble was headed their way...
Trystan: Man, I really wish the author would quit putting us in these stupid situations.
Schala: HEY! It's Eric's fault!
Gynarth: What're you blaming ME for??
Locke2: IT'S ALL ERIC'S FAULT!! (grabs the Locke2 Vorpal and charges)
Locke2: Stop it! Stop it!!
Gynarth: HA! I cast ".sig Barrier"!!
Locke2 clangs harmlessly against the .sig.
Locke2: Owwwww!!!
Trystan: That's it, I'm taking that .sig away. (grabs it)
Gynarth: NOOOOOOO!! That's it, all are warned: when I get back to the land of the living, I SHALL MAKE A 200-LINE .SIG!!!!! (disappears)
Tritoch: NOW look what Schala did!
Schala: I think it's time for ME to disappear...(poof)
Morandan: So what're you gonna do with his .sig?
Trystan: What else?
Cult: Mario is god...Mario is god...Mario is...
Morandan: I see the light...
Trystan: (grabs the Materia and Magicite) Quick Tritoch, cast "Inviz" on this!
Tritoch: ...There.
He puts the .sig between them and the Cult. The Cult bangs into it, which makes it visible again.
Cult: NOOOOO!! A 72-line-or-however-long-it-is .sig!!! The N64 can't handle that much information!! INFO OVERLOAD...WARNING! INFO OVERLOAD...WARNING!! (they run away)
Tritoch: Ironic that Eric's .sig should chase away an N64 cult.
Morandan: Now what about Marie?
Trystan: Aim for the "O"!!!
So they all get in their punches at the "O".
Locke2: (swings Locke2 around) HA!
Locke2: HEY! Watch the hair!
Locke2: What hair, you just have a blade and a hilt.
Locke2: Fine, watch the picture of Kaitlin!
Locke2: Ooh...now THAT, I'll consider.
They easily punch away at her name. Soon the O" is smashed back into an "E."
Tritoch: We did it!
Marie: Oog...What happened?
Trystan: Long story. Let's just get out of here.
They rush through the hole that the original Mario punched through the wall.
Save the FFML! Part 10
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