Save the FFML! Part 7
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Save the FFML! Part 7
By Schala
The thumping becomes louder and louder and closer and closer...
Marie: Quick, try a door!
Morandan and Trystan split up and try each door.
Trystan: They're all locked!
Tritoch: Oh, great.
Marie: Oh no, here it comes!!!
One wall of the hall crashes down...something red pushes through the ever-growing hole...
Trystan: Oh my god, it's MARIO!!! AIEEEEEEEE!!
N64 Man: Muhahahahaha!!! YES!! Go, my pretties!! GET THEM!
Suddenly the Cult of Mario swarm into the great hall.
Cult members: Mario is God...Mario is God...Mario is...
Trystan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Get away, get AWAY!!
Tritoch: Quick Marie! Use Warp!
Morandan: You'd better not, you might end up doing something crazy again.
Trystan: DO SOMETHING!!!!...*ACK*!!!!......
Morandan: We're TRYING!!
The cult swarms all over Morandan.
Morandan: AIIEEEEE!!!! NOOOOOOO!! AUUUUGHRSPCLNTIXLPOESLCMDIWC....
Marie: What's happening to him?!
Tritoch: Morandan has become....SPLIT!!
Trystan: *ack*...*gack*...
Other Morandan: Ha-HAH! Yes!! I am Locke2!!
Locke2: Hey, *I'M* Locke2!
Locke2: Not anymore, you're just the Vorpal!!
Morandan: Ugh...no...I can't believe I'm having an identity crisis!
Gynarth and Schala: Join the club!
Marie: Wait...the Vorpal...OF COURSE!! Man I wish I had legs...
Suddenly she sprout two legs!
Tritoch: Hehe, other than that body, you look just like your old self again.
Marie: Very funny.
She runs to the sword and grabs it. She runs toward Mario, swinging with all her might.
Mario: OWWWWWWIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
Cult: No! She is attacking our Great God!! Get her!! (they rush toward Marie)
The Cult swarms over her.
Marie: Noooooooooooooooo!!
Cult: The E! The E! THE E!!!!
Morandan: What are they doing to her??
Tritoch: HELP HER!!
Marie: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AUUUUUUUUUUGH!! TORTURE, TORTURE!!!!!!
Trystan: *hack*...*ack*....N...6...4....
Morandan: Oh no! The Cult took the "e" is Marie's name and stretched it out! Now her name is....MARIO!!!!
Marie/o: Must...obey...N64 Man...Kill...the...Playstation...
N64 Man: My plan is working perfectly!!!
Both Locke2's: She's out of control!!
Tritoch: Do something!
Locke2: I can't do anything!
Locke2: I got an idea!
He grabs this thing labeled "Eat Me" lying on the table. He runs up to Mario and flings it into his mouth!
N64 Man: HAHAHAHAHHA!!! Do you think that puny thing will help you??
Mario: *crunch* *crunch* Mmmm...gooood...
N64 Man: What?? NOOOO!!!
Mario's body begins shrinking...and shrinking...and shrinking...until he's only two inches tall!
Mario: Mama Mia! (runs away)
N64 Man: No! Get back here! You're not done yet! (runs after Mario)
Morandan: We should go after them.
Tritoch: Uh...guys...
They turn around. There stands Marie/o, who has now fully transformed into an exact copy of Mario!
Cult: Mario is god...Mario is god...Mario is...
Trystan: *hack*...*ack*...
NOW WHAT WILL THEY DO???
Save the FFML! Part 8
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