Save the FFML! Part 6
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Save the FFML! Part 6
By Schala
Marie: Shall we try the door?
Morandan: Ladies first.
Tritoch: I thought that'd be Edgar's line...
Marie: Hah, nice try, but I have no hands at the moment!
Suddenly she sprouts two hands!
Marie: ACK!
Trystan: This is getting weirder and weirder...
Morandan: Ladies first.
Locke2: Oh jeez, *I'LL* go. (goes over to the door and opens it) Nothing out here, except...oh, man...
Trystan: What? What??
They rush over and spill out of the room. They find themselves in a great hall, with hundreds of doors on each side!
Marie: Whoa...I wonder if we should try all of them.
While the others are gaping around them, Locke2 sees a small table in the middle of the hall and walks over to it.
Locke2: (sees a little bottle labeled "Drink Me") Hmm...don't mind if I do. (uncorks bottle and gulps it down)
Marie: (just as he finishes the bottle) Locke, NO!!
Too late! Locke2 feels his body getting thinner and longer. Soon he loses his balance and falls over on his side. He lands with a loud CLANK!
Morandan rushes over. He picks up the thing that Locke2 has become.
Trystan: Ohmygod, it's the Vorpal!!
Tritoch: That stinky sword? No *wonder* he turned into that...
Locke2: Hey, I take offense to that!
Marie: He can still talk!
Locke2: Just like you and Tritoch.
Morandan: Hey look, there's even a miniature picture of Kaitlin here on the hilt.
All the guys gather 'round.
Tritoch: (flies over so fast he conks Locke2 on the blade)
Locke2: Hey! My metal! Do you realize that you just hit a very sensitive part of my body?!?!
Tritoch: (ignoring Locke2) So *THAT'S* how she looks like...whoooo...
Trystan: I am finally seeing a real picture of the Great Druidess.
Morandan: (whistles) She outclasses Rydia in a chain-mail bikini wearing a green see-through dress!
Locke2: Will you guys get AWAY?!? You're stifling my air!
Tritoch: Ha! Bet yer just jealous that YOU can't see this picture!!
Locke2: Aw, shuddup.
Trystan: I bet you this means the Jabberwocky's gonna come along soon.
They suddenly hear loud thumping that's getting closer and closer...
Morandan: Next time, Trystan, just SHUT UP!!
Save the FFML! Part 7
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