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Save the FFML! Part 2
By Schala
Where we left off, Edgar was screaming his lungs out into the microphone, thus rendering unconscious most of the FFML members, whilst the brave FFML police force, consisting of John, Morandan, Trystan, and Locke2 are preparing to unplug the speakers...
Morandan: My god, Edgar's "singing" is creating a huge windstorm!!
They rush behind some kind of cover, but too late...
John: NOOOOOOOO!!!! (swept into the wind)
Locke2: JOHN!! Oh, no! We've lost our Chief!
Trystan: Don't worry, he'll be back in a few months...
Locke2: But we need him NOW!
Morandan: Looks like we'll have to take it on from here.
Trystan: I hope his luggage and furniture reach his new place safely...
Cut to Canadian Airlines loading area...
Some baggage labeled "John Daley" are the last to go in the hatch...
Loading worker: Okay, that's the last of 'em for Flight 221.
Meanwhile...
John: (drops into the middle of a bustling crowd at the airport) Ugh...where am I? (looks around) Oh, crap! I forgot about my flight today! And I don't have my bags or anything! Curse that Edgar!!
All of a sudden, John's traveling bag drops on his head.
John: Ouch! (picks up bag) Oh, cool. (gets out ticket) Lesse... oh, Gate 56. Here I go!
He arrives at Gate 56.
Flight attendant: Flight 122 now boarding at Gate 56.
John: Ooh! That's my flight!
John steps on the plane...
Back to the FFML police...
Locke2: Man, all this because of a chain-mail bikini.
General Alan: Wait!
Morandan: Alan! How come you're not knocked out like everyone else?
Alan: I was on a small hiatus from the list, but now I'm back. I just missed Edgar's initial outburst of...song.
Locke2: Good thing too, that was the worst part.
Alan: Anyway, I'm here to help.
Trystan: You got a plan?
Alan: Yeah, I thought of something while trying to avoid the N64 Man's major Flames...
Morandan: WHAT?!? You mean he's attacking neutrals, too??
Alan: Yeap, apprently he and Aaron Cohen were so disgusted over this meteor thing that they harnessed Mako energy and created a huge freakin' meteor of their own.
Locke2: Wow, and I thought Eric would be the one to do something like that.
Gynarth: Once I get back to the land of the living, I WILL!! HAHAHAHA!! (disappears)
Alan: Thing is, Edgar's song knocked them unconscious so they lost control of the meteor, and now it's heading our way...
Morandan: As if Edgar weren't our only problem.
Trystan: So what're you going to do?
Alan: I have to go out into the fray...just COVER ME!
He dashes out.
Locke2: WAIT!!
Morandan: Don't argue, just COVER THE MAN!!!
Unfortunately, they can't think of any good way to protect Alan, so theyend up throwing things in Alan's general direction to shield him from the blast.
Trystan: Heave-HO! (hits Alan's leg)
Alan: Ouch!
Morandan: Ally-OOP! (hits Alan's arm)
Alan: Yeeeoooowww!!
Locke2: Eeee-YAAAHH!! (conks Alan's head)
Alan falls unconscious.
Trystan: Uh-oh...
OH NO! JOHN'S LUGGAGE WENT ON THE WRONG FLIGHT, ALAN HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT, AND THE FFML POLICE CAN'T DO ANYTHING! NOW WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE FFML????
Save the FFML! Part 3
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