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Save the FFML! Part 3
By Schala
The FFML police are stranded, having accidentally knocked out their last hope...
Morandan: Now what?
Locke2: Give up and resign ourselves to our fate?
Trystan: (sees a yellow cube glowing in the distance) I *don't* think so. I think I know what Alan's plan was...
Morandan: You gonna try it?
Trystan: Yeap. And this time...I'll cover *myself*, thanks.
Locke2: (grins) What, don't you trust us?
He puts up his Aegis Shield to protect against the Stony glare that Trystan shoots his way.
Trystan: Wish me luck!
He rips off his shirt to cover his ears with...
FFML females: (rising from unconsciousness) Whoa, look at that body!! *collective sigh* (they faint from the sight)
Locke2 and Morandan: ExCUSE us?
Trystan: Don't ask ME, it's the writer's fault!
Schala: Hey!
Locke2: Just get ON with it!
Schala: Hmph. (pouts)
Morandan: Aren't you supposed to be in La-la Land?
Schala: Oh, yeah... (faints)
Trystan: That's the LAST time I'm ripping off ANY piece of my clothing, okay???
So he dashes out, this time holding some broken slabs of wood to his head to try and stifle Edgar's "song." He runs to where Magus is lying, grabs the yellow cube, then dashes back.
Trystan: *huff*...I...*puff*...got it!!
Morandan: (takes it from Trystan) What is it?
Locke2: Hey, it's the infamous Rubber Chicken Materia!!
Morandan: I begin to see the light...
Sephiroth: My Materia...You stole it from me and you didn't even defeat me!! That is the ultimate insult!
Trystan: Where'd HE come from??
Sephiroth lunges for Morandan.
Morandan: Oh no you don't!
He flings himself to the side and Sephiroth tumbles headfirst into the pillar they've been hiding behind all this time.
Pillar: *CRACK* *CRACK* *CREEEEEEEEEAK*
Trystan: Damn, he destroyed our only protection!!
Locke2: No, we still have a chance!
Locke2 runs over to Sephiroth, who's shaking his head and trying to get his orientation. He pulls out the earplugs from Sephiroth's ears.
Sephiroth: No...NO...AUUUUUUUUUUGH!! (rolls in pain, then falls unconscious)
Morandan: Good move.
Trystan: Now what?
Locke2: We use Sephiroth as our cover! >=)
They scramble behind the huge body and hunker down.
Trystan: Now....
He holds up the Materia. It begins to glow with an eerie light. The two Magicite that had been Tritoch and Marie glow as well. Suddenly, the Magicite come flying towards the Materia and stick to it!!
Trystan: (drops the Materia) Damn!
Tritoch: Hey, don't blame US! It's a natural reaction!
Locke2: You can still talk!!
Marie: Yeah, we didn't really die, it's just that the blast of Edgar's "song" compressed us and turned us into Magicite.
Tritoch: And we don't even know how to turn back.
Morandan: Well, get off the Materia!
Trystan: (gingerly picks up the Materia) I don't think I can manually get them off...they're too well stuck.
Tritoch: Oh, okay...Marie, warp us out of here.
Marie: ...WARP!
Trystan: AUUUUUUUGH!
The five of them find themselves in an empty room.
Tritoch: I meant only the two of US!
Marie: Sorry, the Materia's magic was so strong I couldn't help it!
Trystan: Great...NOW where are we???
They look around. There is a clear glass panel hanging on the wall. At first the images on the glass are fuzzy, but as they approach it, the blurs come into focus. To their amazement, they find...THEMSELVES!!
Locke2: Aw crap, we got transported through the Looking Glass.
Save the FFML! Part 4
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