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Save the FFML! Part 17
By Schala
Where we left off, Morandan and Trystan had decided to go with Shadow's suggestion that they use some kinda ebonics chant to bring everything backto normal...
Morandan: So who can speak it?
Neilast: Ebonics isn't a language! It's incomprehensible English!
Kupek: AHEM! I wish to contradict, Neilast! It's not JUST slang...
Pokey: Hey, maybe we could send this in to GamePro for a debate!
Tritoch: No way! They'd probably make a game out of it and give it all 5's in their ratings!
Pokey: Who cares? At least it'll get noticed!
Jaspar: Whaddya mean? They're gonna give it four 5's and one 4.5!
Pokey: Nah, we have to export the topic to Japan, then IMPORT it back into the U.S. to get all 5's!
Schala: No, let's send it in to EGM for Letter of the Month!
Kharis: Die, N64 Man!!
Eric: Will you quit harping on him??
N64 Man: Eek!
Aaron C.: Die, Kharis!
Chaos: To Kharis' aid!!
SpriteGirl: ...I speak slang all the time!
Shadow: But do you speak *ebonics*??
SpriteGirl: Hmm...I have to try that yet... >=)
Morandan: Before we can do ANYTHING, I suggest we tie and gag Edgar.
Edgar: (still under the Rubber Chicken) *hack*...*ack*...
Neilast: HAH! Then I create "Neilastonics"!!!
Kupek: Lemme see your doctorate!
Silk: Anybody heard about FF8 yet?
Pat: The rain falls down in dreary streets...
Benjamin: Hey, how do you get in this story?
Schala: You already are. >=)
Benjamin: Umm...I don't like that smile much, Schala...
Suddenly, Anthony Ciolli walks through the door!
FFML: CIOLLI!! My god, he's ALIVE!
Ciolli: Of course I'm alive! What'd you think?
Pokey: Where were you??
Ciolli: Dunno, I fell asleep and when I woke up, I was part of this Cul tof Mario that was chasing this piece of Magicite with arms and legs...
Marie: That was ME!
Ciolli: (startled) Whoa...it WASN'T a dream!
Trystan: I think we've already established that fact...
Morandan: Good, you guys can help me tie up Edgar.
Edgar: ...AIR!!!
So they tie up and gag Edgar. While they're at it, they also unplug the speakers and smash them and the mike into little pieces.
Edgar: Mmph...mmph...prmph...
Marie: We still haven't figured out what to do...
Morandan: Mmm...we crashed the speakers, so I need some other way to talk to the FFML...
Trystan: Yeah, Coollist has been going down so much, I think IRC would be the best way!
Aaron A.: Here. (gives him Cait Sith's megaphone)
Morandan: How'd you get this?
Aaron A.: Tortolia whupped Cait's @$$.
Morandan: ALL RIGHT PEOPLE! WE'RE GONNA TRY OUT THIS EBONICS THING! SEND THE CHOSEN CHANTER OVER!!
Kupek, Neilast, and SpriteGirl rush over.
Trystan: Um...
How will they do this ebonics thing??? Find out in part 18!!
Save the FFML! Part 18
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